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    It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.

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    Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.

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    03 Apr 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Benny discovers something interesting about Usnavi.

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    31 Mar 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    "i don't know what the fuck true love even is but i do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life"

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    23 Mar 2017

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    Written as an Option A (Logan Wins) follow-up to the first anon fic for the kmeme prompt: "There are stories where Charles is Erik’s sub and they are both happy, but what about some more angsty theme? AU where mutants and humans live together but mutants think themselves more important and often treat humans like dirt. Sub/Dom pairs are created by imprinting. Mutants generally imprint on mutants and Erik who is the most powerful among them thinks that he will have equally powerful sub. Turns out that he imprints on Charles – a brilliant yet entirely human Professor. Cue Erik being disgusted and angry with his Sub, which Charles takes really hard. Erik is ashamed of him, and doesn’t want him to associate with other mutants, but slowly Charles charms his way to the hearts of everyone and one day another mutant (Logan pretty please?) challenges Erik’s claim over Xavier."

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    18 Mar 2017

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    Jesse actually laughs ‘cause no way is Mr. White fondling him in a Denny’s on Halloween night like he’s sucker-strangling some dipshit, moron Stormtrooper. There’s really no point in struggling ‘cause no matter how much Jesse seethes and growls and pushes against what’s left of the blue shards of his life, Mr. White’s still gonna be there with a hand wrapped around Jesse’s balls.

    Jesse just can’t get himself to severe it.

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    29 Jan 2017