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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
    —Troll Nicole Blackman

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    22 May 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    I didn't mean for it to happen.

    It was a joke when this started. It was something to make Feferi laugh. That's it. I wanted to look like the big man, I guess. I wanted her to see how her boyfriend could get anyone, ruin anyone, and he was the easiest target. Her fucking pathetic, waste of space ex-boyfriend was perfect. The way he carried himself with no direction, the way his eyes got glassy and far away when he would watch us walk by together. He was so much funnier back then. Two steps out of his view and we'd be bursting into laughter at the way he rubbed at his eyes when we flirted with each other.

    Now that it's Feferi rubbing her eyes in front of me, well.

    It's not so funny anymore.

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    11 Apr 2013

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    The war with Earth has been over for sweeps, and as part of the numerous peace treaties, the trolls have returned many of the captured humans to their home world. But there are those who remain upon Alternia's surface, those who had nobody to ask for them by name, who are sold into slavery and worse still.

    At the age of eighteen, Rose is finally given a placement: at the hive of one Kanaya Maryam.

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    25 Feb 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    The pale answer to the "Fuck Or Die" scenario.

    With only death and imprisonment to look forward to in the great Troll Empire, Sollux and Karkat sign on to a desperate plan to escape their fates on Alternia. However, upon finally making it to the yet unconquered borders, they discover that trolls are appreciated even less outside of the Empire than they are within. Captured and enslaved by an alien species, Karkat finds his ability to sooth Sollux's broken mind is the deciding factor in whether his best friend lives or dies.

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    20 Jan 2013

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    Superstar Dave Strider comes home to discover his little brother wants to jump his bones and won't take no for an answer. WHOOPS!

    Fill for the kinkmeme:

    "I'd like to see an Alpha Dave/Bro fic where -- although he's younger -- Bro is clearly still the one in control. Like, Dave is the one being seduced and taken advantage of."

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    13 Jan 2013

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