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    "It’s okay if it’s a little crooked, Daddy," Morgan mumbles happily, sucking her thumb.

    "Thumb," Johnny says, and she quickly sits on her hand. He smiles at her. "And this is more than a little crooked, sweetheart." He peels it off and does it again. "I’m terrible at this," he says sagely, trying again while Morgan bounces anxiously on the couch.

    "Nooo, you’re great!"

    Johnny beams at her. “Yeah?” he raises an eyebrow. “I think you’re biased.”

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    Patrick stares at the ad for a while, clicking back and forth between the Craigslist page and his fantasy hockey league, chewing on his bottom lip.

    3 bedroom apartment near Loyola. One room available, others occupied by two male students. Shared living room and kitchen. Two bathrooms. Rent split three ways. Email tazer19@gmail.com or call 773-639-7812 for more info. No texts please.

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    The guy turns his head then, grinning a little syly at Johnny. “Hey, there,” he says, voice low and friendly.

    Johnny nods, looking away. He’s technically still on company time and -- well.

    “Come here often?” the guy says, deliberately ironic.

    It pulls a laugh from Johnny despite his best intentions and he looks back to him. “The airport?” he snorts. “Uh, yeah, just a bit.”

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    “You got one out there?” he asks, mouth still curved in a small smile as he jerks his head out toward the park.

    “Uh, yeah,” Johnny says. “The brown pit,” he says, more embarrassment rushing over him as he has to fess up to being the source of this guy’s laughter.

    The guy laughs again. “Oh, dude, your dog is, uh-- well, that’s my dog it’s all up on.”

    Of course it is. Why wouldn’t it be. Cute guy at the park and Johnny's first impression is Juliette sniffing his dog’s butt.

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    There have been a lot of things Kaner’s done that could be considered suspect. He chose the Backstreet Boys over Nsync for the Kane Dance-Off Championship when he was 15. He opted to go to Disneyland instead of Disney World for his high school graduation present. He frosted his tips after coming out in 12th grade because he thought that was like, the obvious thing to do until he realized this was not, in actuality, the 90s.

    But this one. Calling up ‘Jtoews’ and requesting tutelage in math when he was a fucking wiz at math was -- the most highly suspect of all.

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    Johnny always felt he treated all his teammates the same. Sure, he'd get the standard chirps, that he and Kaner were weirdos, attached at the hip lately; that their contract was the equivalent of putting a ring on it. But a lot of guys got shit like that. Johnny prided himself on giving his attention to each and every one of his boys equally.

    It isn't until Kaner's out that he realizes just how wrong he was.

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    “Johnny,” Dan says, picking up after the first ring and slurring his words. He sounds miserable.

    “Danny, what the fuck?”

    “Johnny. Jon. I'm so sick of sleeping alone, man.”

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    In the three years since being in the direct employ of the Crown Prince, Brent has strived to be nothing less than professional. Prior to his reassignment, he never allowed silly dalliances to cloud his judgement or his ability to perform his work, and he hadn’t planned on that beginning thereafter. He’d say he’d done pretty well for himself, for the most part.

    Which was why he almost couldn’t fathom how it came to this. In a darkened courtyard, his back against a pillar, and Prince Jonathan’s lips wrapped around his dick, giving him the hottest blowjob he’s ever had in his twenty-five years on earth.

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    “We should pretend to date.”

    It’s the dumbest thing she's ever said.

    “Huh?” He asks while stopped at the light.

    At least it isn't as dumb as his face, though.

    “Make them sorry they ever tried to play matchmaker. We could be the most ridiculously obnoxious couple.”

    Johnny's still looking blankly and then a slow grin forms.

    “You're a fucking genius.”

    Kristen bows as much as her seatbelt allows.

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    When Patrick tells the story to Sharpy later, at his work’s annual Memorial Day barbeque, he'll fall back on the fact that Johnny was wearing a mask the first time they met, so it's not his fault that he didn't know who he was. Bicks will helpfully remind him that doesn't explain the other three times.

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    For his thirtieth birthday, Sid invites a ton of people to his club. Andy Davis isn’t one of them. So how he wakes up with not only a killer headache and cotton mouth but also looking into blue, blue eyes that he hasn’t seen in well over a decade is anyone’s guess.

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    Fanmix for jezziejay's hockeybigbang fic.

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    Dan suggests he take Kaner to the top of some mountain and do it there. That’s not a terrible idea, Johnny allows, but he can go bigger than that. Their love is way taller than mountains.

    Which is what gives him his idea.

    “You’re fucking ridiculous,” says Dan.

    “You’re very inventive, Jonathan,” says his mom.

    Johnny loves his mother.

    (Sequel to Good Intentions Paving Company)

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    “I saw Kristen Stewart as I was leaving for work today,” Dakota’s mom says over dinner, causing her to nearly choke on her corn.

    Her parents and Elle look at her curiously when her fork clanks on her plate. “Um. Huh? Isn’t she in New York?”

    “Looks like she’s back.”

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    Kristen’s been working at her swanky, high-rise, art gallery job in the city for close to a year now. About six months ago the bike delivery guy on their route got transferred. His replacement is younger, less sweaty and has the most unruly, adorable curls Kristen has ever seen.

    He’s also twitchy, shy, and awkward as all fuck.

    Naturally, she's nursing a terrible fucking crush.

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    In the hallway Johnny sees Patrick and -- his parents, most likely, talking to Johnny's mom and dad. Johnny stands up a little straighter as he approaches.

    (Or, five times Jonathan Toews tries to impress Patrick Kane's parents and the one time he's impressed.)

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    Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.

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    Five Times Jesse sees Kristen while working at Chipotle and the one time he doesn’t.

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    "Were you lonely?"

    Written January 2012 for the cuddle meme 2.

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    I haven't been this scared in a long time
    And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody

     

    Or, in which Kyle is maybe Kelly Taylor and has a choice to make.

    Chapter one originally written January 2012.

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