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    Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.

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    Five Times Jesse sees Kristen while working at Chipotle and the one time he doesn’t.

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    "Were you lonely?"

    Written January 2012 for the cuddle meme 2.

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    I haven't been this scared in a long time
    And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody

     

    Or, in which Kyle is maybe Kelly Taylor and has a choice to make.

    Chapter one originally written January 2012.

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    His eyes are fond when he looks back up at her and Kristen’s breath catches in her throat. She’s the only one who sees this side of him and in the past few months it has been occurring more and more. With the rest of the crew he has his fair share of fun amidst barking commands, but he doesn’t look at any of them the way he looks at her, with a softness there. Their eyes lock and hold and Kristen wants nothing more than to slide down the rope and put her mouth on his.

    “Come, I want my right hand man beside me at dinner,” he says, breaking the moment, and that is when reality comes crashing back.

    Because Kristen cannot exactly be sliding down ropes and kissing her captain. Not when he isn’t even aware she is a woman.

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    If anyone had told Johnny upon entering the NHL that thirteen years later he'd not only have a kid with Patrick Kane, but would be getting ready to go on a 'date night,’ he'd have said they must be smoking some pretty good shit.

    And then he'd have to wait a decade to eat his words.

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    It’s the drama class that’s first, meeting at noon every Monday. Kristen gets turned around on campus, feels like an idiot, pulls a door when she should push, and ends up sprinting into class two minutes late.

    “Sorry,” she mutters sheepishly, parking herself near the back and taking in the guy with curly hair and glasses who is probably a T.A. or something.

    “Looks like everyone’s here,” he says, and starts passing out a packet.

    “I’m Professor Eisenberg.”

    Kristen blinks up from where she was pulling her notebook and pen out of her Jansport. So, not a T.A., then.

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    Johnny falls in love for the first time the summer of 1988 when he’s just turned 24, finished grad school, and Together Forever by Rick Astley is the number one song on the Billboard charts.

    He never really stood a chance.

    (Or, an Adventureland-esque AU.)

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    It turns out that was most likely the first attempt in Johnny’s inability to pop the fucking question. The second comes after they’ve reached the top peak of the Mill Creek Horse Trail, which is the most difficult one at the park. Kristen’s bent over and panting and when she looks to Johnny he’s down on one knee, apparently frozen in place.

    Kristen blinks at him, stomach flipping. “Did you trip? Are you dying?”

    Johnny jerks, eyes widening before hastily getting up. “No, I,” he brushes his hands over his knees. “No, I’m good.”

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    The first piece of relationship advice Kristen’s mom ever gave her came when she was 15 years old. “Whatever you do, don’t date people you work with.”

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    Five times Chris and Scarlett have friends with benefits sex and the one time they don't.

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    “Wait, he wants me to what?” Kristen asks, eyes wide, certain she’s heard incorrectly.

    “It’s his wish for you to take over the company,” the lawyer repeats and nope, not wrong.

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    Bucky gets very into the New York Rangers in mid 1930s.

    Or, Bucky takes Steve to a hockey game.

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    Riley has no idea Kristen’s getting made up by The Wall Group as well until she’s stepped into the hotel suite, standing to the side while Riley’s mascara is being put on.

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    And so that’s how Johnny ends up sitting miserably in a tacky casino in Niagara Falls, nursing a beer while losing at blackjack.

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    Five times Johnny thinks about fucking Kaner’s mouth and the one time he finally asks.

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    They hang at a hole-in-the-wall bowling alley in Los Angeles that isn’t as flashy as the more modern joints, but it’s got super cheap booze and beer and that’s all Kristen really cares about. Sadly, she gets to stare longingly at the billiard tables off to the right as they enter. It's usually the same old crowd, and also some bowling leagues which makes this shit even more embarrassing. So she's surprised, when they venture over to their lane after renting shoes, that the space next to them tonight is not occupied by Marge, Harry and their two kids and instead by a trio of dudes who look like they could be frat boys.

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    “Did you do something to my phone?”

    “Aww, Peeks, would I do that?” replies Sharpy, all fake innocence and stupidly white teeth.

    “Yeah, yeah, you’re a fucking saint,” Kaner mutters, searching through his phone for downloaded photos or apps or God knows what. He really needs to put a lock on the thing, especially after that crap Sharpy pulled with Duncs a few years back.

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    The Hawks once again follow a Cup winning year by getting knocked out of the playoffs in the first round and it stings. It stings a lot. So Johnny’s definitely looking forward to this vacation he’s booked; it’ll be nice to get away, especially in May when it’ll be deeper in the playoffs and just harder to be around everything. He’s always wanted to go to the French Riviera. So it’s certainly a shock to his system when he’s dumped two weeks before they’re supposed to leave.

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    “Tanith and I broke up,” Charlie says over breakfast, easy as anything, before going back to obnoxiously chewing his cereal, like Meryl’s whole world didn’t just shift on its axis.

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