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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Listen, it’s really hard to protect your brother when he insists on being a disaster, and also when you’re trapped in an umbrella and kind of sort of dead.

    (Or: Lup does what she can. She’s been watching this whole time.)

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    18 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    *aka "his husband, his sister, and his brother in law."
    **aka "annoys his family"

    Taako is supposed to die on the 18th of October, 652 A.H. Taako knows this. Taako stole Kravitz’s calendar-slash-agenda and on 10/18/52, it is marked in red: “Take Taako home.” There’s an asterisk mark with the addendum, “buy flowers maybe?”

    Taako had grinned to see it.

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    18 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.

    Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.

    So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?

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    18 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Had Taako known that there was a surprise party waiting for him up on the moon when he had invited Kravitz back to his dorm after their date, their night would have turned out far differently.

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    17 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    "Taako, you landed on skull in the last round, didn't you?"

    "Um. Yesss...?"

    "Bad luck."

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    16 Jan 2018