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    "So you’re not going to eat me?" Seokjin asks, just to confirm.

    "Why would I eat you?"

    "Because you’re a dragon," Seokjin says slowly, because it should be obvious, despite Namjoon not looking very dragon-y at all.

    Namjoon looks unimpressed. "I may be a dragon, but I’m not an animal."

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    13 May 2017

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    SCREAMS ON THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK I CRIED ACTUAL TEARS WTF I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH??????? Your dialogue was so funny and cute and ahhh the world building and the overall tone of your story was so beautiful? And just UGH it's written so well!! It tugged on my heart strings more than I could count. That was such a satisfying read and I'm an instant fan!

    I'm just wOw I wanted to thank you for this :')))) I'm so inlove omg

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    yoongi:

    oh no
    did u try to booty call someone
    on MY phone?

    Yoongi's ingenious friends think it's a good idea to steal his phone in order to score him a Hot Date with that quiet kid in Philosophy. (What was his name again? Namjoon?) OT7 shenanigans ensue.

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    23 Apr 2017

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    IM WHEEZING

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    Officer Jeon still has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.

    Officer Min is a little bit in love with his neighbor.

    Captain Kim finds comfort in his new family.

    It's happily ever after for everyone...right?
    I mean, really, what can possibly go wrong?

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    3 Mar 2017

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    AFAHSGAHASHJAJKKKDGHGGH SEASON 2 GUYS IM !!!!!

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    The rational part of Jimin's brain screams at him to remember what his mother said about strangers and vans. But the rational part of his brain is no match for really bad whiskey and Kim Taehyung.

    ((au where Jimin gets stuck on the interstate in the middle of a blizzard and Taehyung lives in a van))

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    28 Jan 2017

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    IM CRYING THIS FIC IS HILARIOUS
    ALSO I LOVE VMINS CHARACTERIZATIONS
    witty and good flow!

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    (New summary Nov.2016)

    Officer Jeon has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.

    Officer Min has a strange neighbor he can't seem to keep out of his life.

    Captain Kim finds comfort in his son's homeroom teacher.

     Well, cops need some loving too, right?

     
    SEASON 2 IS UP!
    Fic now available in german thanks to Susimau
     
    And also french thanks to minsuugas!

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    11 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I CANT BELIVE THIS FIC

    EVERYTHING IS SO CUTE NAMJIN JIKOOK AND YOONSEOK HAVE SUCH DIF DYNAMICS IM WEEPING I LOVE THEM ALL

    ALSO THE SLOWBURN IS SO REAL FOR ALL IF THEM I AM LIVING