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  4. American Idol RPF (24)
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  1. Rec 1

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    "Which one of you morons decided it would be a good idea to sic twenty thousand masks of Jonathan Toews on my town?"

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    29 Mar 2014

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    Cracks me UP.

  2. Rec 2

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    The problem with hanging out with Lochte is that everyone starts to believe that Michael is somehow responsible for handling all of Lochte’s weirdness and assorted douchery - yeah, some of his own too, whatever - so Michael keeps getting pulled aside and told to make Lochte stop using Atlantis’ preference for his gene to turn the eastern conference room into a club, complete with strobe light and hip-bumping beats.

    (The Swimming RPF SGA AU)

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    15 Mar 2014

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    Newt really, really wants to go to the convention for the best scifi film of the last 20 years, Atlantic Edge, but he doesn't have the money.

    Or: Newt and Hermann have to pretend to be engaged, everyone has a sad past, Mako owns a coffee shop, Raleigh's a giant puppy, and Hannibal Chau writes self-insert fanfic.

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    15 Mar 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fantastic AU. *clutches heart*

  4. Rec 39

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    The fact of the matter is that Mrs. Aesir has too many sons and no one to inherit the estate. Someone must marry Thor, particularly if that someone is Lady Sif, recently returned to Asgardshire, and Loki will ensure that it happens by any means necessary — even at the cost of his own heart. Yet forces are at play to ensure no one inherits Mjolnir Manor at all. Will Mrs. and Mr. Aesir's past ruin any prospects of a future for their sons?

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    12 Jan 2014

  5. Rec 86

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    Regency-era AU. Physician's daughter Hermione Granger finds herself in need of a way to pay off her father's debts after his death. Draco Malfoy, retired from the politics of the Isolationists, a group of pure-bloods bent on separating 'true' magic from lesser folk, finds himself in need of a tutor for his son, Scorpius, who appears to be incapable of magic and must learn to survive in a world without it. Draco also needs a wife and mother for Scorpius, to satisfy a promise to his unwell father. After she saves his son from an attack by Isolationists, Draco hires the Muggle-born Miss Granger for the former, and after a riot in Vauxhall Gardens and a scandalous discovery made by his mother, weds that selfsame Muggle-born for the latter. While making the best of her marriage of (in)convenience, Hermione discovers that Scorpius' history of wild imaginings and dreams is more than just imagination. As she attempts to teach him about magical abilities no one expected he would ever have, she and Draco work together to raise Scorpius and learn to trust each other.

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