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  1. Rec 60

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    “Don’t you want your birthday present?” Bones asks. “You’re always badgering me about getting you something nice.”

    “Aw, Bones, you shouldn’t have.” Jim grins and knocks him in the shoulder. “Where is it?”

    “Back in my quarters,” Bones says without a trace of irony or embarrassment.

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    8 Aug 2016

  2. Rec 3

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    The Doctor and Rose are caught on a space station orbiting an exploding sun. Again.

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    4 Aug 2016

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    "I heard FN-2187 was a Stormtrooper."

     

     

     

     

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    Finn sparks a revolution.

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    4 Aug 2016

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    It's six in the morning, and Steve is heading out on a run when he nearly trips over a bouquet of sunflowers on the front steps of his brownstone.

    For a second paranoia takes over, and he kicks the flowers a little, waiting for them to explode. They don't. They also came with a card, which he picks up. The front of the card has a tasteful picture of the Brooklyn bridge at sunset. It's very nice and sedate, like the kind of card you would buy to give to your boss. On the inside someone has written a short message in big, shaky block letters.

    I AM SORRY FOR SHOOTING YOU.

    Steve sits down hard on the steps.

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    4 Aug 2016

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    Captain Arthur Pendragon has put together the best team of specialists that the SAS has ever seen, but when his superiors assign Lieutenant Merlin Emrys as his communications officer, Arthur does everything to make him feel unwelcome. Arthur's job is to protect and guide his team through dangerous missions, and he worries that he can't do that when the newest member has a mysterious background and acts suspicious when he thinks no one is looking.

    As their assignments become more dangerous, Merlin can't help but to use his magic to keep his team -- even his prat of a Captain -- safe from threats they couldn't possibly understand. But when they are sent on a undercover operation against a group of zealots intent on a magical apocalypse, Merlin needs to confront his fear of discovery and derision, and to finally trust his team with his secret.

    Arthur and Merlin rely on each other for more than the sake of their mission. The entire world is at stake. When they learn -- from dragons, no less -- that they are prophesied to restore the balance of magic to the world, they fight on regardless of the outcome, because duty, honour and loyalty is a far stronger driving force than destiny.

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    16 Apr 2016