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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    “Did you just….bribe a school so you could get a blow job?”
     
    Bruce looks at him, frowning. “No. Why would I do that?”
     
    “That’s--that’s kind of what it sounded like.” Clark says, sitting up. “In fact, that was exactly what it sounded like.”
     
    “It was just a library,” Bruce says, shrugging it off. He directs Clark’s attention across the room. “Wow, look at that! I ripped the Rembrandt!”

     

     

    AKA, "How Clark Kent Realized He Was Dating the Pettiest Man in Gotham"

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    20 Jul 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    Once a year, the Billionaire Orphans Club convenes for an evening of drinking and conversation. The criteria for membership is as follows:

    i. One or more parent(s) deceased, preferably at the same time
    ii. Copious amounts of money
    iii. Depression/Anxiety (optional, but recommended)
    IV. Your name cannot be ‘Lex Luthor’

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    19 Jul 2017

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    A copy of People’s Magazine gets smuggled onto the Watchtower. It turns out the sexiest man alive on the front is one of their own--Bruce Wayne.

    Too bad Batman never takes his cowl off.

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    19 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    In which the Justice League gets very drunk, Commissioners are drunk dialed, and Bruce buys a large cookie company.

    For some reason, I asked myself, “What would happen if all of the JL got really, really drunk?” and this fic came to be.

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    19 Jul 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Five times Alfred carried Bruce Wayne (and one time Bruce returned the favor)

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    19 Jul 2017