Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 Nov 2016
“Did you just….bribe a school so you could get a blow job?”
Bruce looks at him, frowning. “No. Why would I do that?”
“That’s--that’s kind of what it sounded like.” Clark says, sitting up. “In fact, that was exactly what it sounded like.”
“It was just a library,” Bruce says, shrugging it off. He directs Clark’s attention across the room. “Wow, look at that! I ripped the Rembrandt!”
AKA, "How Clark Kent Realized He Was Dating the Pettiest Man in Gotham"
Bookmarked by cause_im_insane
20 Jul 2017
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Jan 2017
Once a year, the Billionaire Orphans Club convenes for an evening of drinking and conversation. The criteria for membership is as follows:
i. One or more parent(s) deceased, preferably at the same time
ii. Copious amounts of money
iii. Depression/Anxiety (optional, but recommended)
IV. Your name cannot be ‘Lex Luthor’
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DC Animated Universe
9 Jan 2017
A copy of People’s Magazine gets smuggled onto the Watchtower. It turns out the sexiest man alive on the front is one of their own--Bruce Wayne.
Too bad Batman never takes his cowl off.
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, DCEU
5 Jan 2017
In which the Justice League gets very drunk, Commissioners are drunk dialed, and Bruce buys a large cookie company.
For some reason, I asked myself, “What would happen if all of the JL got really, really drunk?” and this fic came to be.
20 Feb 2017
Five times Alfred carried Bruce Wayne (and one time Bruce returned the favor)