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  1. Summary

    Being a teen and falling in love with aliens on a rock flying through magic endless space: it’s hard and nobody understands.

    In which Dave spends most of his time dissociating, Rose doesn't know when to quit, Kanaya is woefully in her element, Terezi struggles to reclaim herself, nobody is good at eating or communicating, the humans are both trans but it has nothing to do with the plot, and everyone has a bad time.

    Takes place during the third year of the pre-retcon meteor journey. Should be readable in any order.

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  1. Rec 57

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    Post-Sburb, Roxy and Calliope are living together and have just begun dating. Calliope can't help but fear it's all too good to last.

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    07 Apr 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    "Look at me, Eridan. I'm an old man. If we were back on a planet that wasn't made out of pantswetting clawsucking grubs, I'd already be sliced and fed to the maritime wolfbeasts. You seriously fucking think I can still get it up?"

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    16 Jan 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Kanaya: Be a troll. Be tall and spindly with clawed fingers and hoofed feet. Be an anomaly. Live in a world where your curved spine and hunched shoulders set you apart from the masses. Be yellow-eyed, as if with sickness. Be blighted with a tongue that drips down further than your chin, and be forced to try pinning your floppy ears back each and every day. Be grotesque.

    Rose: Be unapologetically in love.

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    25 Dec 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    You'd like to say that you've never woken up like this before, bed covers lost to some far corner of your room, a warm body on either side of you, but that would be a lie. You'd like to say that this is all a result of one too many drinks, and that everything is so much of a blur that you can't remember who kissed who first, but again: that would be a lie.

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    17 Dec 2015

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    Since you’re trying to get to know everyone, you eventually notice that there’s one troll you’re not sure you actually know at all? You know who the Zahhaks are, Equius is hilarious and so much fun to fluster, and Horuss is right there, the same not-quite-a-duplicate intergenerational parallel like all the game-playing trolls have. But yeah, Horuss is by far the person you’ve talked to least since coming to the new universe. It’s kinda weird, because even Equius will have nice long conversations with you if you poke him the right way, but Horuss only responds to your messages with one or two lines, and then just… lets the conversations die. Every time. That’s… fine, you know? If that’s just how he rolls? But once you notice, you start paying him way more attention irl, and it’s really weird. Because he’s there, like, all the time, at all the get-togethers and parties and dinners, only you’d never notice if you weren’t looking for him.

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    13 Nov 2015

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