carpemermaid



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  1. Summary

    A series of unrelated fics, ficlets, and drabbles from multiple fandoms with multiple ships from a prompt game I played on my Tumblr.

    Contains:

    HP - Drarry, Linny, Romione
    YOI - Victuuri, Sara/Mila, Phichit/Chris
    Voltron - Klance, Shallura, Shance, Lancelot

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    The wild adventures of Sirius Black's flying motorbike.

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    An unrelated collection of fills for @nooreva's HP Femslash Bingo for Femslash February.

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    Draco couldn’t believe he was stuck in the hospital wing with Potter over the holidays after a potions mishap. It never occurred to him how mutually beneficial the whole mess could be.

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    See you would think with the world running deep with zombies and shit, Lance's biggest problem would be earning a bite free bill every night.

    Fat chance of that.

    Turns out, everyone wants a bite out of him though. You name it- the military, the zombies, the cartel, the guys, the girls.

    He might not mind one guy hounding him, Keith, with his gasoline mouth and smoke-dark body.

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    11 Nov 2017

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    “Where’s the big cat?”

    He scratched under his chin and thumbed at the naked dude. “Um, we think it might be that dude but we’re debating other stuff right now.”

    “No seriously,” he insisted, waiting for someone to break out the punchline.

    “Serious like a motherfucker.”

    (Or Lance lives in the woods and finds a jaguar who happens to be a really attractive human)

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    11 Nov 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Settling into his new neighborhood, Lance is primed and ready for social harmony, professional success, and love—in whatever order they happen to find him. The temperamental resident ghost with intimacy issues is, admittedly, a curveball. But Keith may just be the bump in the night that brings it all together.

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    10 Nov 2017

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    GRYFFINDORS. Go up the marble staircase and left, and keep travelling in that general direction; you’ll want to be going towards your left, because Gryffindor Tower is on the easternmost side of the castle, and you’re coming from the north/north-west. Once you reach the second floor, you can take a short-cut! Concealed behind a tapestry is a narrow staircase to the upper floors – but watch out, there’s a vanishing trick-step in the first flight up, just before you reach the suit of armour.


    A guide for people writing fic set in good old Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, who want to know where everything is, it’s a first-person walk-through, written as if a Prefect is handing out pamphlets to all the poor ickle firsties! ^_^’

     

    ( Includes a map I made, back before the new illustrated editions came out when we still had no official guide, based on JKR's. )
    ( UPDATE: now includes a rough map of Hogsmeade, too. )

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    04 Nov 2017

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  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    In which Lance drinks too much alien alcohol, literally cannot get a grip on his embarrassingly huge crush on Keith, and accidentally ruins everything.

    Inspired by the prompt: “We drunk kissed but you forgot about it and I don’t know how to act around you anymore" until it took on a new life.

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    01 Nov 2017