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    "You want me to have HR arrange some team building for you?" Fury sounds incredibly skeptical.

    "No, no. God, no." Tony shudders at the thought of trust falls and talking about his feelings. "Pool party in Malibu. I've already got Darcy working on it."

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    Natasha forgets that Tony Stark is occasionally a decent human being. So when he uses his shwarma to offer a toast to "a very good man, Phil Coulson," she feels Clint go very still next to her and closes her eyes for a moment.

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    "Tony. I can't be a superhero." Darcy is pretty sure about this.

    Now with podfic recording by kalakirya!

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    The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for the course when you help discover an alien/god dude with amazing pecs.

    Now with podfic recording by kalakirya!

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    Atlantis and its cast in a Batman-type AU.

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    Bridge's powers get amped up as the result of a sneak attack and the only cure is Sky.

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    An AU snippet from the end of X2 because I always thought John/Bobby was way more interesting than Bobby/Rogue.

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    When Adam needs a new sound engineer in the middle of his tour, events conspire to bring Bob Bryar to his door.

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    So, now he's got a decade's worth of anti-psychotics whizzing through his system, but even that can't stop the constant, tiny voice in the back of his head whispering sanesanesanesane.

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    Things were better than they were a month ago, hell, a week ago, but that wasn't saying much. A week ago, Gee was stumbling drunk on a stage in Japan and puking so much Frank had honestly been afraid she was going to die. So, while her over-caffeinated, white-faced sobriety of today was a welcome change, Frank still felt like they were all on the edge of disaster, that everything they'd worked so hard for could still collapse around them.

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    • Part 2 of +44
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    sl1 k2tog psso - a knitting stitch wherein three stitches become one.

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    What Bob had heard from the grapevine was that MCR's rhythm guitarist was small, hyper, and insane on the guitar. What the grapevine had obviously failed to mention was that Frank Iero was also a fucking vampire. Because normal people didn't actually believe things like vampires or werewolves or faeries or witches existed.

    Normal people were, in Bob's humble opinion, complete fucking idiots.

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    Bob is a dragon. Gerard is his treasure.

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    You let Dana Scully and John Sheppard loose in the Mall of America. They're forced to stick together. What do they do?

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    Xander Harris and Faith get caught hooking up by Hermoine Granger. Where are they and what happens next?

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    Brian Schechter and Benton Fraser never expect the Spanish Inquisition. OR DO THEY??!?

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    Tim Speedle and Benton Fraser decide to do something together in the spirit of bonding. What is it?

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    What happens when you lock Brian Schechter, Greta Salpeter, and Bob Bryar in a closet together?

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    Which other person on the list (who doesn't belong to his/her band/fandom) would Tim Speedle secretly want to have mad sexytimes with?

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    Tim Speedle, Pacey Witter, and Patrick Stump encounter the zombie apocalypse. What happens? Is Ash there?

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    1
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