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    It's Daniel Jackson's turn to host the New Year's party. Cameron and Teal'c are in charge of movies. Samantha with Vala are providing the drinks while Daniel serves up the food. The night after everyone's gone home and Daniel has to put up with Vala in his home overnight.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    4/?
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    4
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    11
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    Hunting down all of Ba'al's clones comes at too dear a price for both Daniel and Vala.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
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    2
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    401
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    PROMPTS: First time. Prostate "discovery". No anal sex.

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    English
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    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    1
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    533
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    Sam & Jack find this planet awkward in more ways than one, and Jonas's innocent questions aren't helping. (Inspired by a Michael Shanks tweet)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    755
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    SUBTITLE: V is for VAH-fels

    What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future?

    "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    PROMPT: John has a hand fetish.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    That awkward feeling when you walk into the wrong diner...

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    8
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    18
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    Sometimes it takes a special research assistant to help translate alien writing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    25
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    500
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    Once upon a time, there was an astrophysicist & her 3 teammates...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
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    14
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    2
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    Missing scene relating to 7x02 "Homecoming": Lord Yu's 1st Prime Oshu begins to doubt his lord's godhood. Also, PANTS.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    389
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    Daniel's dreams about his "Not Date" with Vala turn into Groundhog Day time loop nightmares.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    631
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    Just a mini smut biscuit for Porn Battle 14. PROMPTS: darkness, mine, Samantha Carter, slinky

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    441
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    Set in the Changeling Alternate Universe mashed up with the Michael Shanks 2006 movie "Under the Mistletoe": Single mom Vala raises child hockey prodigy Adria as best she can, with a little match-making help from her co-workers at Coquitlam Fire & Rescue. A dashing stranger enters her life and makes her an offer she can't refuse.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    653
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    So Jen wrote an adorable "SG-1 must dress as locals" trope fic (SAM IS GARBED AS A PRINCESS, Y'ALL) and I kinda gave it a shippier ending and stuck it in Season 2 when Daniel has The Floppy Hair.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    308
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    Jonas Hanson (the man Sam Carter was engaged to) according to Jonas Hanson.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    1
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    From sniping at each other to sexytimes, in 100-word increments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    999
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    11
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    468
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    Vala's usually a light sleeper.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"? (Season 9 missing scene)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    513
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    That feeling you get when you wake up thinking someone you love is gone, but it was just a bad dream. Set post-Continuum. (Warning: this is so sugary, it'll cause instant tooth decay.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    553
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    No one on Cam's team calls him 'sir', but that's their saving grace.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    452

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