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    “We’re getting out,” Braeden tells him, hip cocked arrogantly, one hand wrapped around the neck of a shotgun and the other low on Derek Hale’s back. A grounding touch. Anchoring, even.

    “That’s nice,” Stiles responds blankly, eyes fixed to the red on his hands. The red that won’t wash out, no matter how hard he tries. “Have a nice life.”

    “Come with us,” Derek says.

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    “Don’t say you love me,” Derek says, unblinkingly, knuckles dragging gently down Stiles’ thigh. There’s early morning sunshine slanting in through the windows and Stiles has never been naked with another person before.

    Stiles blinks at him, cocks his head, and shrugs. “Wasn’t planning on it, dude.”

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    Two very different people fall in love with a boy called death. Finding each other is chance. Falling for each other isn’t. This is their story. (Or in which Nico is Death with a capital D, Annabeth is a serial killer, and Percy is the poor schmuck who falls for both of them.)

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    Stiles doesn’t ask Derek about the others. Doesn’t ask him about Malia or Liam or Kira or Lydia. Doesn’t ask him about Scott, because she’s pretty fucking sure that if any of them had made it, it wouldn’t have been Derek climbing through her window. At least not alone. It would have been Scott. If Scott had lived, he would have come for her. Always.

    “I’m with you until the end of the line,” Scott had whispered to her temple the last time she’d gotten herself into the middle of their werewolf shit. She’d been tacky with blood and hurting everywhere, but his words had made shriek with laughter and bump their shoulders together anyway, gasping, “Don’t quote Captain America at me right now, you enormous asshole, laughing hurts!”

    Well, look at that, she thinks, watching the world spin by outside Derek’s SUV.

    End of the line.

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    “So,” Derek says, after they break free of the preserve. They’re maybe ten minutes away from the station. “Who is it? The John Doe?”

    “Should you really be asking me that, Deputy Hale?” Stiles mutters into his knees, voice strangely weak for someone who spent the last thirty minutes mouthing off to the people arresting him. “I’m not afraid of you,” Derek says before he can stop himself, glancing quickly at the road before returning the majority of his attention to the rear-view.

    “Maybe you should be,” Stiles whispers, and Derek jolts like he’s been hit. He returns his attention to the road, ignoring Stiles slumping back into his seat, so he almost misses the quiet voice from behind him. “Scott McCall. Someone killed my brother and I mean to find out who the fuck did it. Nobody’s going to stop me, not even you.”

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    “We should have him over for dinner,” Lydia says. She’s inspecting a pair of stilettos, weighing them carefully in one hand. They would look lovely on her and the price tag is nowhere near enough to dissuade her. Beside her, Stiles snorts, shuffling sideways so that a mother and her squalling child can pass by. “That would be sending entirely the wrong message, Lyds.”

    She rolls her eyes and passes him the shoe box. “Nonsense. It’s what you do when you wish to court someone.”

    “Pretty sure all the rules are different when he knows what we are and may think we’re planning on having him for dinner.”

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    “Stop freaking out,” Malia whispers, rubbing herself against him. It’s not really in an intentionally hot way, more like the way that dogs and cats rub themselves against you because they want pets, but she’s naked, and Stiles is a perfectly functional teenage boy sandwiched between two very hot people. Who are in his bed.

    “I’m not freaking out,” he whispers back furiously, voice too high to be steady. “Are you freaking out? And oh yeah, important question. Why is Derek Hale in my bed?”

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    "That was it?" Stiles asks between giggles, muffling the noise into Peter’s collarbone. "That was your kink to end all kinks? The thing you’ve been too embarrassed to tell me for the two fucking years that we’ve been together?”

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    I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs," Derek types, painstakingly tapping the message out with one hand because the other is occupied with keeping his beer tucked closely to his chest. The noise in the place is about as bad as the press of bodies and it’s already driving him a little insane. He has never regretted having enhanced senses more than this moment. It’s louder than most nightclubs in here.

    Omg, Laura types back. Was it Stiles?

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    “You feel important,” Derek finally blurts out, the tips of his ears going red the second the words are out of his mouth.

    Stiles blinks at him. “What?”

    Baby-faced Derek bites his lip again, which is… distracting. “Something is wrong,” he finally says, slowly. “I don’t know what, because none of you are telling me anything—” and ah, there’s a hint of the old Derek. Stiles would recognize that scowl anywhere. “—but I know that everything smells wrong. And that I can’t feel mom anymore. I can’t feel anyone, except for you.”

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    “Please,” Stiles says loudly, throwing his hands up into the air. “We’ve all seen Frozen. I’ve got this shit.”

    Alternatively: in which Scott gets cursed, Melissa is sick of having to save the day, and everyone argues about who loves Scott enough to break the curse with True Love's kiss.

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    “I can’t go around biting everyone, Stiles,” Scott explains apologetically the day that Stiles’ old babysitter comes down with the virus. “I just can’t.”

    “But you could save people,” he insists, angry, because it’s just started seeping in that there’s nothing that Stiles can do about this.

    “I could also kill them,” Scott says, and he’s exhausted, dark bruises around his eyes. He hasn’t taken off his scrubs yet, even though there’s a new law about to come into effect that will make it so nurses and doctor’s have to burn their clothes before leaving the hospital. Getting into the hospital nowadays as a healthy individual is harder than getting through security at the airport. There’s decontamination stations — with bleach. Stiles huffs and turns away from him, goes back to his cheeseburger and picks at it listlessly.

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    “My heart,” Derek says, trying not to blush when Stiles gives him a wide-eyed look of surprise. He clears his throat again and glares when Cora hides a grin behind her sketchbook. “Touch my heart.”

    “That would be the sappiest thing you’ve ever said to me if, y’know, you didn’t mean it literally,” Stiles tells him with a lopsided grin, already reaching.

    “It’s still pretty sappy,” Cora says, rolling her eyes when Stiles flinches at her voice. “Hell, if you really want some sap, I can cut it out for you.” When Stiles just stares at her, vaguely horrified, she sighs and elaborates. “That way you can tell everyone that you’ve held his heart in your hands.”

    “Oh my god, Cora, go away,” Derek groans, shaking his head.

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    To be a killer, all you need is a reason. Kate has hers.

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    “This is what I get for associating with Hufflepuffs,” Stiles huffs, pushing Derek’s face gently away from his. Lydia had to go back to work, but Allison’s supervising them, borrowing Mr. Weasley’s car and driving them back to Scott. She keeps shooting worried glances over her shoulder, like Derek is going to ravish Stiles in the back seat if she doesn’t keep an eye on him.

    There is no ravishing going on. Derek’s too close and has no personal bubble, but all he’s wanted so far is to rub his scent all over Stiles and tell him how wonderful he is. There’s a lot of love going on in the back seat, but no sexy times. On cue, Derek grins soppily at him, eyes glittering in the witchlight. “You were the best Slytherin ever. I remember.”

    Stiles snorts. “Well,” he says. “You got one thing right.”

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    “So,” Stiles says after a moment. “Werewolves.”

    “It’s a thing,” Derek murmurs sleepily.

    Stiles chokes on a laugh. “Yeah, I realize that now. I just, I don’t know why I expected anything different. We live in a world where giant aliens attack every few weeks through a trans-dimensional portal at the bottom of the Pacific, why wouldn’t werewolves exist?”

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    “He’s only killing the people who killed his family,” Stiles mutters, but even to his ears it sounds like an excuse. Scott clearly agrees, because he’s not just frowning anymore, he looks furious.

    “That’s like the plot of a bad 80s horror flick, Stiles! You of all people should know how badly those end!”

    “I know!” Stiles wails. “I know, I know, but you know what I’m like, dude. I get attached way too easy and I have terrible judgement, but I like him. I had sex with him when he had Deputy Donovan’s blood all over him, and I don’t fucking regret it. How fucked up is that? I fucked him after he killed somebody and I don’t even care!”

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    I’m so excited for our alien overlords, man, he sends to Scott at half past three in the morning. It’s a school night and he’s got an exam in organic chemistry halfway across campus in about five hours, but he figures that if his professor can’t forgive him for being a little sleep deprived the morning that real aliens are due to touch down on earth, well. Stiles doesn’t want to pass a class run by someone like that.

    He’s in the middle of the X-Files episode with the creepy ass tapeworm monster that made him terrified of toilets as a kid when Scott texts back. you just want to fuck them, the text reads. He stares at it for a minute and really considers whether or not he should be offended by that. Sure, he might be a little more gung-ho about the aliens thing than your typical young adult, but he isn’t Fox Mulder. Nor is he one of the kinky fuckers buying alien dildos online. He’s just a dude who thinks that aliens are pretty fucking awesome.

    That said, he totally wouldn’t turn one down if it offered to bone him. For science.

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    “So is this a werewolf thing or a you thing?” Stiles asks eventually. He’s half-hysterical, but his heartbeat is still steadier than Derek would have expected it to be. “Because I’m pretty sure Scott would die if I chopped off his head.”

    “It’s a me thing,” Derek says. “Well, it’s a Hale thing. A Hale-Addams thing. Look, can you help me reattach this? I’m a bit out of practice, so it’ll be easier if you do it.”

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    Allison sits. She waits. She waits long enough to start sobering up and promptly wishes she had one of Stiles’ hangover potions on hand, because that is definitely a hangover that she feels coming on. She sits long enough to realize how stupid that was, how much of a miracle it was that she didn’t splinch herself. She’s lucky that getting stuck in someone's wards was the worst that happened.

    By the time there’s the click of a key at the front door, she’s mostly asleep, leaning her head against the stupid coffee table that got her into this mess. She doesn’t move, just watches as a witch lets herself inside. Her eyes go immediately to Allison as she locks the door behind her. Allison waves and says, by way of explanation, “We have the same coffee table.”

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