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    “So I have it on good authority that werewolves can get high,” Stiles says, throwing himself down on the couch next to Derek.

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    “My name,” the kid tells Derek, sounding amused. “It’s Stiles. I figure if I’m going to wrestle a complete stranger for a pumpkin the least I can do is offer my name afterwards.”

    “Stiles,” Derek tries, testing the way the name sits on his tongue. “I’m Derek.”

    “Derek,” Stiles breathes, like he’s testing the weight of the name too. He grins, bright and blinding, which Derek guesses means that he likes the sound of it. “I’d offer to shake your hand, but since we almost got to second base a minute ago, I’d say we’re past that point.”

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    “Derek,” Cora growls from halfway across the Quidditch pitch, her bat paused mid-air like she’d been about to go for a swing. “What the holy hell is your weirdo Gryffindor boyfriend doing?”

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    Stiles smirks at her, a glint of white in the dark. “That’s it exactly. It’s the circle of life, girlfriend. You hunt us because you’re scared, because we’re different. We hunt you because you want us dead. It’s that simple.”

    “You keep saying that,” Allison growls. “‘We.’”

    Stiles laughs at her, head thrown back to reveal the white line of throat, just like that day in the sun. “I may not turn into a big bad wolf, Argent,” he says, still smiling. “But don’t ever think that I’m just their little red riding hood. I’m just as much of a wolf where it counts.”

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    Stiles has seen Derek dying before. He’s seen him pale from wolfsbane poisoning, seen him with arrows dotting up and down his spine, with a clawed fist through his chest. He’s seen Derek drowning, seen him bleeding, seen him crushed with so much grief that he might as well have been dying.

    The scene is set correctly, but this time the script is wrong. This time, it feels final. No more re-shoots, no more do-overs, it’s opening night and the curtain is closing on tragedy.

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    Derek scrolls to the next picture. Stops. Blinks.

    For a moment, they just freeze. He can see Stiles’ hand hesitating just next to his out of the corner of his eye, stopped mid-air, like he was reaching to take the phone back. Stiles’ heart is loud — so fucking loud — in the quiet of the loft, drowning out Derek’s own heartbeat and the many varied sounds coming in through the cracked window.

    “So,” Stiles says, voice wobbly and pitched high in what’s probably mortification. “That’s my penis.”

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    The car is quiet now, eerily so, and Malia finally — finally — looks up at him, just as Stiles’ is letting his head drop into his cupped palms. She makes a questioning noise that has Stiles digging his fingers into his eyelids and rubbing vigorously, as if he can rub the memory of this having ever happened out of his brain. Then his dad makes it worse by saying, hesitantly, of all things, “Aren’t the two of you cousins?”

    Nonplussed, Malia looks his dad full in the face, blinks, and says, “Derek’s dick isn’t the one I’m touching.”

    “Oh my god,” Stiles moans.

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    “We’re getting out,” Braeden tells him, hip cocked arrogantly, one hand wrapped around the neck of a shotgun and the other low on Derek Hale’s back. A grounding touch. Anchoring, even.

    “That’s nice,” Stiles responds blankly, eyes fixed to the red on his hands. The red that won’t wash out, no matter how hard he tries. “Have a nice life.”

    “Come with us,” Derek says.

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    “Don’t say you love me,” Derek says, unblinkingly, knuckles dragging gently down Stiles’ thigh. There’s early morning sunshine slanting in through the windows and Stiles has never been naked with another person before.

    Stiles blinks at him, cocks his head, and shrugs. “Wasn’t planning on it, dude.”

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    Two very different people fall in love with a boy called death. Finding each other is chance. Falling for each other isn’t. This is their story. (Or in which Nico is Death with a capital D, Annabeth is a serial killer, and Percy is the poor schmuck who falls for both of them.)

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    Stiles doesn’t ask Derek about the others. Doesn’t ask him about Malia or Liam or Kira or Lydia. Doesn’t ask him about Scott, because she’s pretty fucking sure that if any of them had made it, it wouldn’t have been Derek climbing through her window. At least not alone. It would have been Scott. If Scott had lived, he would have come for her. Always.

    “I’m with you until the end of the line,” Scott had whispered to her temple the last time she’d gotten herself into the middle of their werewolf shit. She’d been tacky with blood and hurting everywhere, but his words had made shriek with laughter and bump their shoulders together anyway, gasping, “Don’t quote Captain America at me right now, you enormous asshole, laughing hurts!”

    Well, look at that, she thinks, watching the world spin by outside Derek’s SUV.

    End of the line.

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    “So,” Derek says, after they break free of the preserve. They’re maybe ten minutes away from the station. “Who is it? The John Doe?”

    “Should you really be asking me that, Deputy Hale?” Stiles mutters into his knees, voice strangely weak for someone who spent the last thirty minutes mouthing off to the people arresting him. “I’m not afraid of you,” Derek says before he can stop himself, glancing quickly at the road before returning the majority of his attention to the rear-view.

    “Maybe you should be,” Stiles whispers, and Derek jolts like he’s been hit. He returns his attention to the road, ignoring Stiles slumping back into his seat, so he almost misses the quiet voice from behind him. “Scott McCall. Someone killed my brother and I mean to find out who the fuck did it. Nobody’s going to stop me, not even you.”

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    “We should have him over for dinner,” Lydia says. She’s inspecting a pair of stilettos, weighing them carefully in one hand. They would look lovely on her and the price tag is nowhere near enough to dissuade her. Beside her, Stiles snorts, shuffling sideways so that a mother and her squalling child can pass by. “That would be sending entirely the wrong message, Lyds.”

    She rolls her eyes and passes him the shoe box. “Nonsense. It’s what you do when you wish to court someone.”

    “Pretty sure all the rules are different when he knows what we are and may think we’re planning on having him for dinner.”

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    “Stop freaking out,” Malia whispers, rubbing herself against him. It’s not really in an intentionally hot way, more like the way that dogs and cats rub themselves against you because they want pets, but she’s naked, and Stiles is a perfectly functional teenage boy sandwiched between two very hot people. Who are in his bed.

    “I’m not freaking out,” he whispers back furiously, voice too high to be steady. “Are you freaking out? And oh yeah, important question. Why is Derek Hale in my bed?”

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    "That was it?" Stiles asks between giggles, muffling the noise into Peter’s collarbone. "That was your kink to end all kinks? The thing you’ve been too embarrassed to tell me for the two fucking years that we’ve been together?”

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    I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs," Derek types, painstakingly tapping the message out with one hand because the other is occupied with keeping his beer tucked closely to his chest. The noise in the place is about as bad as the press of bodies and it’s already driving him a little insane. He has never regretted having enhanced senses more than this moment. It’s louder than most nightclubs in here.

    Omg, Laura types back. Was it Stiles?

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    “You feel important,” Derek finally blurts out, the tips of his ears going red the second the words are out of his mouth.

    Stiles blinks at him. “What?”

    Baby-faced Derek bites his lip again, which is… distracting. “Something is wrong,” he finally says, slowly. “I don’t know what, because none of you are telling me anything—” and ah, there’s a hint of the old Derek. Stiles would recognize that scowl anywhere. “—but I know that everything smells wrong. And that I can’t feel mom anymore. I can’t feel anyone, except for you.”

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    “Please,” Stiles says loudly, throwing his hands up into the air. “We’ve all seen Frozen. I’ve got this shit.”

    Alternatively: in which Scott gets cursed, Melissa is sick of having to save the day, and everyone argues about who loves Scott enough to break the curse with True Love's kiss.

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    “I can’t go around biting everyone, Stiles,” Scott explains apologetically the day that Stiles’ old babysitter comes down with the virus. “I just can’t.”

    “But you could save people,” he insists, angry, because it’s just started seeping in that there’s nothing that Stiles can do about this.

    “I could also kill them,” Scott says, and he’s exhausted, dark bruises around his eyes. He hasn’t taken off his scrubs yet, even though there’s a new law about to come into effect that will make it so nurses and doctor’s have to burn their clothes before leaving the hospital. Getting into the hospital nowadays as a healthy individual is harder than getting through security at the airport. There’s decontamination stations — with bleach. Stiles huffs and turns away from him, goes back to his cheeseburger and picks at it listlessly.

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    “My heart,” Derek says, trying not to blush when Stiles gives him a wide-eyed look of surprise. He clears his throat again and glares when Cora hides a grin behind her sketchbook. “Touch my heart.”

    “That would be the sappiest thing you’ve ever said to me if, y’know, you didn’t mean it literally,” Stiles tells him with a lopsided grin, already reaching.

    “It’s still pretty sappy,” Cora says, rolling her eyes when Stiles flinches at her voice. “Hell, if you really want some sap, I can cut it out for you.” When Stiles just stares at her, vaguely horrified, she sighs and elaborates. “That way you can tell everyone that you’ve held his heart in your hands.”

    “Oh my god, Cora, go away,” Derek groans, shaking his head.

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