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    “Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

    “In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

    “In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”

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    24 Jan 2015

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    “Would you stop staring,” Bilbo hissed, for the fifth time since service had started. “He’s not about to grow horns.”

    Bofur looked guiltily away from the door, and scuttled back over to the tail end of appetiser prep. “Just checkin’ if he liked the amuse-bouche.”

    “Well,” Bilbo scowled, “We have an entire restaurant to feed, not just Mister Durin, and Lobelia’s in a fine mood tonight, so if I don’t keep you at prep, she’ll light your tail with the blowtorch, I don’t wonder.”

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    14 Jan 2015

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    Everyone thinks Jonny and Patrick are dating, except Jonny and Patrick.

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    3 Dec 2014

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    Jonny's standard canned press response is that he loves Kaner like a sister...which is perfectly true, if you’re talking like on Game of Thrones.

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    24 Nov 2014

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    Jonny and Patrick make a bet involving the Conn Smythe Trophy and blowjobs, or six post-season scenes spanning from 2008 to 2013.

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    12 Nov 2014