- Sherlock (TV) (1)
“Ahh, the Russian,” Napoleon snorted. ”He’s your best friend who’s gonna be your best man on your wedding day instead of me your closest and nicest cousin in the whole wide world. Right?”
This is the boys in a modern AU setting where they are all not spies. Napoleon is a lawyer, Illya is a journalist and Alex(Waverly) and Gaby are about to get married :P
There is a giant in his garden.
He blinks his eyes a few times and crouches a little to sneak closer to the door. It’s pulling weeds out of the bushes, incredible. He squints in disbelief.
Who breaks into another person’s house to de-weed their garden?
(or: Napoleon is in search of a gardener to tend to his garden when he's on missions. He doesn't expect a 6'5" Russian Adonis to fulfil the role)
"There is something you should know before making a final decision.”
“I’m already aware he’s Russian, sir,” Napoleon said. “And he’s still on good terms with them, so he must at least technically be a Communist.”
Waverly brushed that aside. “All of the Russian agents are. Kuryakin, however, is also an admitted homosexual.”
(An original-recipe Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic.)