brayslmarch
Fandoms
- Homestuck (4)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
John decides to take Dave camping!! Roughing it during the day, and talking about crazy, gray-skinned aliens filled dreams at night. That's all they are, right? Dreams? Weird that they seem to have the same reoccurring dreams, though!
- Words:
- 2,532
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 149
-
Tags
Summary
Karkat tasted the delicious cupcakes once, and gog-damn he is determined to taste it again; without John knowing!
Series
- Part 2 of Karkat loves Cupcakes
-
Tags
Summary
In which Karkat Vantas experiences the great delicious wonder that is a cupcake with pink icing, thanks to John.
Series
- Part 1 of Karkat loves Cupcakes
-
Tags
Summary
It's a rainy day, and Tavros is daydreaming about princesses and kings...From Tavros's perspective!
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 3,503
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
AO3 port of Brainbent, a reader-driven Homestuck AU on Tumblr. Warning for mental illness themes.
Major updating in progress as I move the story posts here from Tumblr for an easier archive bingeing experience.
Bookmarked by brayslmarch
21 Jan 2012
-
Tags
Summary
Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
Bookmarked by brayslmarch
21 Dec 2011
-
Tags
Summary
After Bro takes off for an overseas job, Dave Strider finds himself with a condo, bills, and nary a way to pay for it all. He does what any normal college guy would do; puts up an roommate wanted ad on craigslist. He gets a little bit more than he bargained for... in a very good way.
Bookmarked by brayslmarch
24 Sep 2011
-
Tags
Summary
But then you see him, curled up on the couch. Your heart thuds, because you know what this means. Anger courses through you and you swear, if you see that bitch’s face, you’re going to punch it in. She toys with his heart, and you’re left to pick up the pieces.
[AU]
Series
- Part 1 of A Lesson in Romantics
Bookmarked by brayslmarch
5 Jun 2011
-
Tags
Summary
Captchalogue Prompt:Repost from the last thread cause DAMN do I want this filled.
Dave wasn't kidding when he said he loved John. And him being Dave, he doesn't give a flying fuck who knows. What IS, however, annoying the shit out of him is that every single time he tries to tell John, John thinks he's joking and is just like "haha good one but seriously do you think i should listen to these salamanders?"
It is like banging your head against a brick wall. Doesn't help that Dave can't say it in a non-completely-ridiculous non-douchebaggy way either.Bookmarked by brayslmarch
27 May 2011