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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Dave shows up at Camp Half-Blood without his memory.
    The demigods welcome the newcomer with confusion as they recover from the war with Gaea. However, Nico is suspicious as he tried to figure out how this teenager came to camp, who he is, and why he is here.
    This is all about the confusion that is Homestuck and Greek Mythology (to which only increases as their world's collide), as heroes unite together to find a way home and fight one unknown foe who only has come out of the shadows to get her revenge!

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    07 Mar 2017

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    Solangelo and Davekat

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    02 Mar 2017

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    suck good very wow