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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Life would be simpler if only Kara's insanely hot neighbor would stop having really loud sex. Seriously. No one has that much sex, like ever. Also Kara would love to get some sleep. Any day now. Please. Please let her sleep.

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    16 Feb 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Someone is watching Alex's porn, and it's jacking up her cable bill. Neither of her alphas will come clean about it. Pun fully intended. Kara and Maggie discover they have something in common besides Alex and being alphas.

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    Here, have some domestic polyamorous ABO crackfic. With a side of angst, because it's me.

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    02 Feb 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “You have a very heteronormative notion of intercourse, you know,” he says, pulling down her stockings anyway. | Miscommunications, make-outs, and the first thirty-three days of dating Blair Waldorf.

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    31 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    To: Dan Humphrey
    From: Blair Waldorf
    Subject: Promotion is Mine, Humphrey

    Humphrey,

    I can see you even from here polishing off your padfolio and prepping your resume. Might as well preemptively warn you that the promotion is mine. When I get it, I think I’ll be your boss, right? That should be fun :)

    PS Are we still on for drinks at King Cole?

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    Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey are Associate Editors at W Magazine. They'd like to think they're enemies but in reality, they spend their days being more friendly than hostile. From fighting over popcorn at the movies to debating where to get lunch, they hardly face real conflict. Until suddenly, they are competing for a promotion and it's no holds barred.

    Told through emails, chats, and text messages.

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    31 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    31 Jan 2018

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