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    Dragons had always been a problem for those who lived in Middle-Earth. No matter where you lived or who you were, you most likely had a dragon story or two to tell.

    Bilbo Baggins had more than enough for his lifetime, thank you very much.

    He'd lost his father to dragons while adventuring outside the Shire and later became a parent to his orphaned nephew after a dragon attack. With the sudden appearance of dragons just north of the Shire, dwarves have been called to help protect them. One dwarf in particular takes an interest in Bilbo and young Frodo - and maybe now Bilbo has at least one thing to thank the dragons for.

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    19 Apr 2015

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    26 Mar 2015

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    Thorin has lived twice, but the Quest for Erebor was not his first life, or his first attempt to reclaim his homeland.

    Meet Thorin in his first life as King of Ered Luin, and disgrace of his line. Weakened by childhood illness, Thorin inherits the throne of Ered Luin after Thráin dies of old age. His first act is to hire the Company of Mad Baggins, led by none other than the dashing and dangerous Mad Bilbo Baggins himself, to reclaim the lost kingdom of Erebor.

    The story of how a king, a captain, and a wish changed the world.

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    18 Mar 2015

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    When Dwalin came of age, he eagerly watched the stuttered words "I... I..." write themselves on his wrist in violet ink so dark it was nearly black - the first words his soul's match would speak to him.

    He'd long stopped dreaming of a happy meeting, but he'd never expected it to be a beautiful thief child, chained and tortured, who spoke them to him.

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    08 Mar 2015

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    Deep in the dungeons of the Kingdom of Erebor, in an old, unused storeroom, lived a Hobbit.

    In which Bilbo Baggins, a strangely successful thief, makes a mistake, and meets a Prince.

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    06 Feb 2015