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  1. Homestuck (5)

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  1. Summary

    In which five trolls and eight humans build a family in a brave new universe.
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    Featuring:
    John Egbert
    and
    Roxy Lalonde
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    For all practical purposes, LILIH is consistent with the state of Homestuck through the end of Act 6 Act 4.

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    Yeah, you know this dickhead. You've never met him, never spoken to him, but you really, really, really fucking hate this guy. For entirely childish reasons that are his fault simply by virtue of existing.

    John Egbert is Dave Strider's best friend.

     

    Too bad his eyes are this amazing, really blue color. Damn it.

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    17 Oct 2013

  2. Rec 66

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    “Welcome to the Strider subconscious sex safari,” he mutters into your ear. You can feel his breath, cool against where he’s left his saliva on your skin. “You’re about to find out a lot of shit about yourself you never fucking wanted to know.”

    (I didn't tag any other ships because this is just a fic about Dave fucking himself, but there are hints of others, most prominently Dave/Terezi and Dave/Rose.)

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    11 Apr 2013

  3. Rec 35

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    Growing up is all about learning. Learning who you are. Learning who other people are. And learning who they really are. On an asteroid, hurtling between universes, humans and trolls alike are just beginning to realize what is going on behind closed doors and in dark halls.

    You are now Dave Strider. And you are dating an alien. Awesome.

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    7 Apr 2013

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    Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.

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    17 Mar 2013

  5. Rec 21

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    Eridan Ampora is according to primary sources ‘a loser’ and is composed out of alternating layers of ‘fucking awful’ romantic, fashion, and life decisions. Two thirds (2/3) of those elements are not in evidence. The remaining 1/3 element is why you and your co-heistmember are hunkered down in a condemned Chiba City sleeping pod complex, contemplating a significant mutual dearth of pants attribute.

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    4 Mar 2013

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