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    “I was reading online about different things to do,” Maria says excitedly, pulling out the travel binder she takes with them anytime they go on a vacation. It will be filled with information about local attractions, restaurants, theatre and musical venues and what is playing.

    “There’s a wax museum--”

    “It’s probably awful,” Tony says.

    “And a Natural History museum--”

    “Oh please god no,” Howard says.

    “And, oh, look at this one! I think you’ll both be interested in this one!” Maria says, rooting around in the binder, then pulling her hand up to reveal an extended middle finger.

    They spend the rest of the car journey finding ways to surreptitiously flip each other off. Howard pulls a middle finger out of his coat pocket; Tony finds a middle finger up his nose; Maria finds another middle finger in her purse and applies it to her lips like lipstick.

    Tony's parents take him to Ireland as a graduation present--Tony does what he does best and gets into trouble. But this time he might not manage to get out of it.

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    16 Sep 2017

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    For Tony, it had started out as a way to get back at Clint for bringing his father up in front of Cap...he's not sure what made Loki agree to it.

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    16 Sep 2017

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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

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    04 Sep 2017

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    Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

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    18 Jul 2017

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    For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.

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    17 Jul 2017