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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Captain America posing for a sexy charity project? Never.
    Captain America posing anonymously for a sexy charity project? Maybe.
    Captain America's boyfriend posing anonymously for a sexy charity project? Okay, fine!

    Steve does it. For charity.

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    11 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Steve; HEY, SAM! guess who finally figured out how to import all his contacts on his new iPhone 7:DD!!
    Sam; well. clearly not you, since you're assuming this is sam.

    AKA
    a wrong number AU because i'm fucking unoriginal like that
    now w/ a short epilogue full of texts :D!

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    08 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Awesome and hilarious!! Love, love, love sassy Bucky!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    These are all standalone fics inspired by the accidental tag in AO3

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    05 Sep 2017

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    26 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent, fabulous, hilarious, sexy, and just all the great things!!

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    "You missed me."

    Hux frowned, "I did not miss you, Ren. I didn’t miss your arrogance, petulance, or destruction of my ship anymore than you missed me and my refusal to cow to your whims."

    Ren only leaned in closer, his frustratingly large body nearly flush with Hux’s slender one. "What makes you think I didn’t miss you?"
     

    OR: The tension’s been building and building seemingly every day since the moment they met, and it appeared as if Ren had decided it was time it ended.

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    23 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent and so, so, so HOT!!