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    A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.

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    Stiles develops a crush on his nude model, Derek Hale, who seems to have a habit of appearing naked even when he's not modeling.

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    Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.

    A love story, told out of order.

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    Stiles starts out with three jack-o-lanterns in front of their modest little pack house, but when he sees Derek staple-gunning orange lights around the entire front of their porch, he comes home with a six foot dinosaur skeleton with glowing red eyes.

    No one actually hangs Halloween lights unless they’re going to war.

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    Stiles and Derek have some kind of unspoken Halloween decorating competition that also involves baked goods and flirting.

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    02 Nov 2017

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    They stare at each other, half-grinning, and Derek knows it’s definitely the absolute wrong time for this, but he wants. He wants to grin at Stiles over dinner every day for the rest of his life, baffled over yams and Moon Pie Day, and, god, crap, goddamn, when the fuck did he have time to fall in love?

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    The life and times of Deputy Stiles and Supernatural Foster Dad Derek Hale

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    23 Aug 2017

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    Victor learns Japanese while in Hasetsu. He doesn't tell Yuuri, and things get dicey when he overhears Yuuri and Mari talking about him in Japanese. Repeatedly.

    (The subtitle of this fic should be: Victor Nikiforov really needs a hug. Luckily, he gets one. Eventually.)

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    “No,” Victor says, skating up to Yuuri on the ice, “you have to push all the way from here, or you’ll never get the height you need for that axel.” He sets his hand on Yuuri’s ass, tracing the muscle group he’s referring to. “Not here.” He taps Yuuri’s thigh. He doesn’t know the words for the muscles in English, only knows how to show him.

    Yes, technically he’s grabbing Yuuri’s ass, but how else is he to communicate?

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    07 May 2017

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    "No, see, we've all been trained a certain way. The training system is traditional; it's centuries old. Nobody taught you. You ballist like it's got nothing to do with war at all." A sleepy, extraordinary smile crawls over Victor's face. "Nobody else does it like that. That's why we're going to win."

    [fic & art collab with inknose]

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    18 Apr 2017

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    And maybe it’s irony, or the universe at work, or maybe it’s just Derek Hale’s shitty luck, but that’s when, at that exact moment (as Stiles will swear later), there’s a knock on the door.
    “Laura?” Derek breathes in disbelief, and Stiles feels his own face fall into confused slackness.
    Because the girl standing in the doorway? The last time Stiles had seen her—or, well, half of her—she’d been very naked, and very, very dead.
    “Hey, baby bro,” she says with a grin.
    ...
    OR: The one where Laura comes back from the dead, and it turns out to be bad for Stiles, because he’s suddenly spending a lot of quality time with one of the coolest people he’s ever met, and her brother. The guy that he might be just a little in love with.
    He's not okay.

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    04 Apr 2017

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