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    A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.

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    Stiles develops a crush on his nude model, Derek Hale, who seems to have a habit of appearing naked even when he's not modeling.

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    Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.

    A love story, told out of order.

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    “Why are you not more curious about me?” Stiles says when Derek’s got the door half open, sun spilling over the dark wood, dust motes spinning about his legs. Stiles is wearing fabric that hasn’t been invented yet, he’s clutching a smart phone to his chest, and he appeared out of nowhere, like an angel.

    Softly, Derek says, “We all have our secrets,” and closes the door.

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    A heartbroken Stiles accidentally travels back in time to find his one true love. A harlequin-ish Christmas romance.

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    18 Feb 2017

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    ‘I wish you wouldn’t call the dogs “customers”, Derek,’ Cora complained, rubbing an acetone-soaked rag over her jeans to get the paint splashes off. ‘It’s not like they pay or anything.’
    ‘I cut off their nails and Kira pins bows to their collars,’ Derek said, flatly. ‘They pay, alright.’

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    17 Feb 2017

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    Derek waits until the door is shut behind him before he turns around. He holds out his hand, plants his ‘if you’re not weird about it, I won’t be’ smile on his face and says, “Nice to meet you, Stiles. I’m Michael. What kind of a good time are you looking for tonight?”

     

    Or, the hooker!Derek fic of my id.

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    10 Jan 2017

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    The hairs on the back of Stiles’ neck tingle, and he swallows hard against the unmistakable sensation of someone staring at him. He’s tempted to just ignore it, but after a few seconds, his curiosity wins out and he looks up from his phone instead. He doesn’t notice anything right away, flicking his gaze along the people on the other side of the intersection until he suddenly stops and backtracks. It’s a little hard to see, what with the thick drizzle and the cars whizzing between them, but he would recognize that glorious bearded face anywhere, even after six years. Holy shit.

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    3 Jan 2017

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    ‘Get a dog, or get a therapist.’ A dog had to be less annoying.

    Written for mating_games Bonus Challenge 6: Meet Cute.

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    4 Nov 2016

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