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    A collection of short ficlets first posted on my Tumblr.

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    Stiles develops a crush on his nude model, Derek Hale, who seems to have a habit of appearing naked even when he's not modeling.

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    Stiles is probably the world's greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn't care less, except that he's just found his.

    A love story, told out of order.

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    Victor learns Japanese while in Hasetsu. He doesn't tell Yuuri, and things get dicey when he overhears Yuuri and Mari talking about him in Japanese. Repeatedly.

    (The subtitle of this fic should be: Victor Nikiforov really needs a hug. Luckily, he gets one. Eventually.)

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    “No,” Victor says, skating up to Yuuri on the ice, “you have to push all the way from here, or you’ll never get the height you need for that axel.” He sets his hand on Yuuri’s ass, tracing the muscle group he’s referring to. “Not here.” He taps Yuuri’s thigh. He doesn’t know the words for the muscles in English, only knows how to show him.

    Yes, technically he’s grabbing Yuuri’s ass, but how else is he to communicate?

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    7 May 2017

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    "No, see, we've all been trained a certain way. The training system is traditional; it's centuries old. Nobody taught you. You ballist like it's got nothing to do with war at all." A sleepy, extraordinary smile crawls over Victor's face. "Nobody else does it like that. That's why we're going to win."

    [fic & art collab with inknose]

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    18 Apr 2017

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    And maybe it’s irony, or the universe at work, or maybe it’s just Derek Hale’s shitty luck, but that’s when, at that exact moment (as Stiles will swear later), there’s a knock on the door.
    “Laura?” Derek breathes in disbelief, and Stiles feels his own face fall into confused slackness.
    Because the girl standing in the doorway? The last time Stiles had seen her—or, well, half of her—she’d been very naked, and very, very dead.
    “Hey, baby bro,” she says with a grin.
    ...
    OR: The one where Laura comes back from the dead, and it turns out to be bad for Stiles, because he’s suddenly spending a lot of quality time with one of the coolest people he’s ever met, and her brother. The guy that he might be just a little in love with.
    He's not okay.

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    5 Apr 2017

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    Someone clears their throat loudly and Derek looks up and finds Stiles in the dead centre of the room, his arm raised. Derek finds himself smiling slightly.
    “Yes?”
    “Seriously?” Stiles says. “Don’t you think you’re reading too much into this?”
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    Derek's only comfort over the past few years has been a novel written by his favorite author. When he decides to teach it at an entry level university course he doesn't expect a fiery student to disagree with everything he says...

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    5 Apr 2017

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    At eleven years old, a murder of crows blanketed the yard outside Stiles’ window and no school owls came.

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    Stiles is determined to live without magic, but magic always finds him, anyhow.

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    5 Apr 2017