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    Vampires and Hunters and magic, oh my!

    (Or, Obito is Madara's favorite chew toy, Kakashi is the Hunter who's convinced [probably correctly] that Obito is in need of rescue, and dogs might not fix everything, but they certainly help.)

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    7/?
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    151
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    646
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    95
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    6311
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    This is all massively troublesome, damn it, and Shikamaru only has himself to blame.

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    1/1
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    51
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    617
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    54
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    4154
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    Sakumo wants to save Kakashi the grief that he’s felt all these years, adoring a fey creature with a mind half-full of magic and too many dreams that leave no room for more human kinds of love.

    Kakashi is stubborn, smart. He won't listen to Sakumo, not at first, but Sakumo has to try.

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    1,955
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    1/1
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    76
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    719
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    108
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    3939
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    To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this ‘human’ thing, but given that he’s 30 years back in time with catastrophes to prevent and a blond brat to save, he’ll have to figure things out on the fly. Luckily, living with Naruto's been good for his ability to improvise, if nothing else.

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    386,633
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    79/79
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    5728
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    13565
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    2428
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    “It was science,” Tobirama huffs, turning his glare on Madara. “You left your DNA all over me, Uchiha. I was hardly about to pass up the opportunity.”

    Obito debates clamping his hands over his ears and humming loudly. He did not need to know that in any shape or form, oh god.

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    1/1
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    58
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    944
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    6290
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    “Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    672
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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2268
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    Maes wakes up in the Elemental Countries after his death, and promptly gets into trouble. Genma gets him out of it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    588
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    3488
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    The irresistible troll vs. the immovable hothead - fight!

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    1/1
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    98
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    839
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    110
    Hits:
    4316
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    “No,” Obito says, flat and cold.

    It’s testament to how much she’s hardened over the last year that Hinata doesn’t even blink. She certainly doesn’t waver, feet planted firmly on the other side of the bed and eyes fixed on him.

    “Do you really think I would come to you if there was any other option?” she asks quietly.

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    4,307
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    798
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    4317
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    Utakata has no plans to leave Konoha, despite the risk. Not yet. He’s here for a reason, and that reason is a thousand-year-old magical princess and vaguely reformed thief with a shapeshifting familiar.

    How the hell he’s going to find Foxfire amidst the vastness of Konoha, among all the other heroes here, before someone manages to find him—that’s something Utakata hasn’t really let himself think too deeply on yet.

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2535
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    Shisui is done. Gone. That’s it for him, he’s toast.

    (Or, Shisui is in love. Naruto is mostly oblivious. Everyone else is entirely convinced that Shisui is a creeper.)

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    1,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    1397
    Bookmarks:
    276
    Hits:
    6725
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    Genma’s last memory of Uchiha Obito is from childhood so many years ago, a boy with a bright smile, always willing to help no matter the consequences, with an ego just a size too large and dreams he hadn’t yet grown into.

    It is, he thinks, a stark contrast to now.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2935
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    Various AU/non-canon drabbles connected to reverse, featuring crack, crossovers, ridiculous ships, and very little in the way of sense.

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    11,704
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    2258
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    235
    Hits:
    26100
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    Podfic of Blackkat's fic of the same name

    What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1479
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    "So," Kiba asks, "what's up with the creepy asshole in the basement?"

    Deidara blinks, caught off guard, but before he can say anything Hidan huffs. “Basement?” he demands. “What fucking basement?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    668
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    4277
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    “What do you mean, you’re related to the Nidaime?!” Izumo demands, hands flapping faintly like he can’t decide whether to strangle Kotetsu or flail.

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    Words:
    602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    517
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    4069
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    “Kid, this is Kurosaki Ichigo,” Kūkaku says, and there's something crafty in her expression that makes her look far too much like Urahara for comfort. “Ichigo, this is Uchiha Obito, resident ninja.”

    Ninja?” Ichigo repeats, dropping the attempt at politeness in favor of incredulity. “You mean like a ninja ninja?”

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    1,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    812
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    5032
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    Kiba thinks of Shino, of Shino’s cousin, how Danzō supposedly decommissioned Torune because of what Root had turned him into. Simple enough, then, to meet Konan's stare with bared teeth and the smile of a wolf whose pack has been wounded. If she misses the protectiveness of the gesture, that’s all the better. “No, I stabbed him in the kidney with a poisoned knife and watched him die. These are just for fun.”

    The curl of Konan's mouth might be amusement at his grandstanding, or it might just be approval. Kiba can't tell.

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    4,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    623
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3946
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    “Oh?” Orochimaru asks sweetly, trying to judge the room they're in. Some sort of military headquarters, predictably. “They let me keep my doctorates? How kind. But I assume this wasn’t a test of how many low-level guards I could put in the morgue—”

    “Three,” the younger soldier standing at Danzō’s shoulder cuts in, righteous anger darkening his features. “Three in the morgue, six in the hospital.”

    “Oh my, you caught me on an off day.” Orochimaru gives the young man his best flirtatious smirk. “Come back tomorrow and I promise, I’ll at least double both counts.”

    (Or, that Suicide Squad!AU no one asked for and no one wanted, but I wrote anyway. I'm not sorry.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    854
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    5027
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    There are monsters in the water, body parts washing up on the beach, and far too many secrets even for a small town. Sakura was expecting her new post in Konoha to be dull and good for a break, but she hasn't been this wrong in a very long time. Konoha isn't anywhere close to a normal town, but thankfully Sakura isn't all that much like a normal sheriff, either.

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    English
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    8,423
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    2769

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