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    Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.

    “Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

    Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.

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    01 Jan 2018

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    This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read, holy cow.

  2. Rec 42

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    “Right,” Raphael brought himself to his feet, smooth as anything. “Let’s go.”

    Simon gapped up at him, “Go where?”

    Raphael rolled his eyes, impressively, (like he didn’t care, like he didn’t care about Simon, but he was here and they both knew neither of them could ever stop caring no matter how much they continued to hurt one another) and heaved a spectacular sigh.

    “Home.”

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    08 Jul 2017

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    “My name is Keith and you’re going to be my friend!”

    The boy, Lance, looked up from his grass picking project with wide blue eyes and responded, “…Qué?”

    ‘Kay? Keith thought. Like… “okay?” He said okay?!

    It was official: Keith had made a friend. His dad was going to be so proud.

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    Where Keith starts his criminal record early at age five and unintentionally kidnaps a kid who barely speaks English. It actually goes splendidly uphill after that.

    CHAPTER 6: It be Christmas! Or Three Kings Day? Lance isn't sure, but he IS sure that Keith is a present hog.

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    19 Apr 2017

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    “There's really no way to make this not awkward," the boy muses, peering over the edge of the bridge with an amused tone to his voice that Keith can't even begin to understand, much less tolerate. "Jumping at the same time is a little too Romeo and Juliet for me, especially for a guy I just met. Double suicide isn’t really a first date kind of thing, you know? So that won't do.”

    “You could fuck off and find a different bridge. I don’t really care about what you planned, I got here first this morning.”

    The boy taps his fingers contemplatively against the railing for another moment before looking up, eyes bright, like he’s had some kind of breakthrough. He straightens up very seriously and holds out a clenched fist in Keith’s direction.

    “Rock paper scissors.”

    “Oh my fucking god.”

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    OR: Two suicidal college students meet on a bridge. What happens next will warm your heart.

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    07 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Shiro's gone, and the team needs a new Black Paladin, and quick. But Black is a lot pickier about who she wants her paladin to be than first thought.

    Alternatively titled: No one wants to be the new black paladin but someone is forced to be anyways.

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    21 Feb 2017