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  1. Rec *

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    Draco has always been good at figuring out what people need and how to give it to them.

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    20 Jun 2017

  2. Rec *

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    Draco finds The Room, a torture chamber in the Hogwarts dungeons and longs for someone to submit to him. Harry finds he needs that and more. Co-authored by Aveeno_baby.

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    20 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To read

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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    10 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    If you've never imagined Draco as a dapper toilet salesman, you're missing out on life and this fic will fix ALL THE THINGS FOR YOU.
    Personal all time fave.

  4. Rec 36

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    Draco has a plan, it involves cheap plentiful alcohol, drunk in excess, until he blacks out. Rinse and repeat until dead. His plan does not involve Harry Potter, much less a delusional Potter that happens to think he fancied Draco back in school. Unfortunately, Potter and his stupid hero complex and his stupid pigheaded stubbornness and his stupid Gryffindor Gryffindorness, just won't leave Draco alone.

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    10 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To.read

  5. Rec 97

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    The discovery of a family tapestry and Potter's pregnancy. They both have one thing in common: turning Draco's life upside down.

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    7 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

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