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    Finding his mate is nothing like Derek expected.

    He expected relief, a bone deep feeling of peace and contentment, whole hearted acceptance and soul freeing joy. Actually, given the last few years of Derek's life saying he expected anything good is a bit of an overstatement. Derek had hoped though. He'd hoped that when he felt that connection, was overcome by that urge to touch and mark and claim, and finally found his mate it would be a new beginning, a sign of better things to come.

    Instead he found Stiles –hahaha hell no you can't know my first name-Stilinski and he's the complete and total opposite of what Derek thought he wanted in a mate.

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    25 Nov 2017

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    Losing his virginity is nothing like Stiles expected.

    He expected soft kisses, peaches and cream scented strawberry blonde hair and Lydia Martin. Okay, expected is overselling it. He’d hoped for Lydia. Or Danny. Or even Ian, the bartender from Jungle that his girls Amanda Reckonwith and Juan Nightstand had set him up with last weekend.

    Stiles has never, not once, expected or even hoped for Derek Hale.

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    24 Nov 2017

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    One of Stiles' favorite things about life is Derek Hale's food blog. He never expects to meet the man in person.

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    “Derek,” he says again, and the name feels very strange on his tongue. “You don’t mean Derek Hale.”

    His professor’s eyebrows reach up, eyes widening. “You read his blog?”

    "Uh. Worship. Would be a better more descriptive word. That is Derek Hale?"

    Jimmy chuckles. "Good-looking guy, huh?"

    "You mean to tell me the Food Network hasn't snatched him up to dethrone everyone else from daytime TV."

    Jimmy smiles a small private smile. "I don't think TV is his medium."

    Stiles raises an eyebrow. "Shy?"

    The man laughs heartily at that. "No, I wouldn't say that. He just has particular forms of expression, like eyebrows and chili powder."

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    24 Nov 2017

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    This isn't even the weirdest thing he's had to do recently.

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    24 Nov 2017

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    Stiles woos Derek with his amazing poetic prowess at a New York City Subway station.

    Or, in which Stiles was a dumbass who wrote ridiculous(ly awful) haikus, and Derek was the dumbass who liked them.

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    23 Nov 2017