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    "Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."

    "So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.

    "Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."

    Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"

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    The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.

    Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.

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    20 Apr 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm pretty sure I broke parts of myself from laughing so hard.

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    24 Feb 2014

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    In case you were wondering what exactly was going on in Wayne Manor with Damian and Alfred on Christmas Eve during Lil' Gotham #3.

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    4 Feb 2014

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    Damian gets to be a kid for just a moment.

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    Jim Gordon has a special place in his heart for the Robins. He's assigned each one of them a special "birthday" that he celebrates every year, even when the Robin in question isn't there to celebrate with him.

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    20 Jan 2014

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    Gordon has his own Robin traditions.

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    Bruce and Steph have to team up to save Tim from a subpar villain. There may be bonding, and the very high chance that Batman is physically incapable of apologizing like a normal person.

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    20 Jan 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Things I want to be canon with every bit of my heart.