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    What the American male really wants is two things: he wants to be blown by a stranger while reading a newspaper and he wants to be fucked by his buddy when he's drunk. Everything else is society.

    - W. H. Auden, The Table-Talk of W. H. Auden, Alan Ansen, 1990, pp. 80-81

    Or, Napoleon Solo begins to know himself, and Ilya Kuryakin makes his own happiness.

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    27 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    In which John acquires a Tumblr, a therapist, and an interest in birdwatching.

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    22 Oct 2017

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    Right, so I’m taking the dog out for a walk. The most normal thing I could possibly do.

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    22 Oct 2017

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    Geralt had no damn idea what to do with a vineyard when Anna Henrietta gave him Corvo Bianco, but he figured it couldn’t be that bad.

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    25 May 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Let's give Nat a nice secret.

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    25 Apr 2017