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    Alistair Grey-Warden’s ex-wife, Morrigan, bought their daughter a huge, badly-behaved, nigh-unmanageable puppy. Leliana loves the beast dearly, but Alistair can’t stand it. Leave it to Morrigan to also present a solution to the problem she caused, in the form of a business card for an obedience school, run by a highly-recommended dog-whisperer named Daelyn Surana.

    Unbeknownst to both Alistair and Daelyn, the beastly dog isn’t the only one who’s going to learn to sit, stay, walk, heel, and come on command.

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    They're just a couple of nighthawks, whose chances at redemption expire at sun-up.

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    Actor Isaac Hernandez is taking his puppy for a walk when he gets a chance at the part—and the guy—of a lifetime. He aims to get both.

    Repurposed from an older fanfic.

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    The Battle of Ostagar and the Retaking of Ishal Tower. And the aftermath.

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    Daelyn confronts Alistair in the wake of the Joining.

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    Phillipe Guillon has finally gotten his birthday wish. Now that he has . . . it’s the last thing he wants.

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    Mage Daelyn Surana can’t sleep his first night in Ostagar. He's not the only one.

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    Renny Rodriguez goes to a Dia de los Muertos parade.

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    The Host needs Travis Keane—needs his powers, the extent of which even Travis doesn’t know—and they need them yesterday. They’ll do anything, absolutely anything, to access those buried powers . . . use any means and anyone necessary.

    They may be sorry they did.

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    Soccer/Football team captain and forward Denny Kowalczyk's just lost another game to his team's chief rivals. In a funk, Denny is moping in the locker room when the midfielder of the opposing team, the charming and attractive Kurt Renholder, offers some words of wisdom.

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    It's morning, and Deva had said he'd be back before sunrise. He'd said it just before getting into the stranger's fancy car. He'd promised. So, Sahil will wait patiently and calmly for Deva's return, his hope, faith, and love lighting up the dawn. . . .

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    Bodhi Rook’s roommates and best friends, Jyn Erso and Cassian Andor, are inseparable and intense. As well as engaged, and about to be married in less than a month. Bodhi has never felt a fraction of that kind of attraction or attachment to anyone, and is entirely sure he doesn’t want to. Enter Jyn’s widower father, Galen Erso, just in time for the elopement, and best-man Bodhi’s world is turned upside down.

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    It’s been almost a week since the night up-and-coming drag-performer, “Ms. Vagina Saskatchewan,” a.k.a. Wade Wilson, was rescued by one “The Spider-Man,” a.k.a. Peter Parker. In that near-week, nothing much has happened. Except for near-nonstop sexcapades, and the fact that Peter has only left Vagina’s/Wade’s side once, and that was the Evening After the Rescue, to get a few changes of clothes, his laptop, and some Spidey-supplies. Since then, Peter and Vagina/Wade have left all reality beyond a creaking futon and tiny shower far behind.

    Unfortunately, reality—in the form of two nosy, mother-henning best friends; two worried, over-invested ex-boyfriends, and two concerned, slightly scandalized parents—will present some tough-to-ignore interruptions with demands for answers and returns to responsibilities.

    And all Peter and Vagina/Wade wanna do is have sex then eat scrambled eggs while watching Hot in Cleveland.

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    Four times in which Eugene “Flash” Thompson, facing an absence of fondness, takes whatever’s left. And one time in which whatever’s left just happens to be all the fondness he never thought he’d get. Prompt in end notes.

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    Far to the North, in a place where winter's icy sleep holds eternal sway, a weary pneumokinetic and a wary elemental have a fated showdown with Death.

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    Four times in which Eugene “Flash” Thompson, facing an absence of fondness, takes whatever’s left. And one time in which whatever’s left just happens to be all the fondness he never thought he’d get. Atmosphere and tone very much powered by Neko Case’s brilliant Fox Confessor Brings the Flood. Prompt in end notes.

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    Felix Hardy’s in a real bind, thanks to a certain Avenging Arachnid. And said arachnid isn’t interested in letting Felix go. Perhaps it’s because he caught Felix attempting to tamper with someone’s brakes. That Spider-Man’s such a buttinsky. Here’s the song that drove this piece. Prompt in the end notes.

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    Christina “Angel Dust” Vetrano is a veteran Muay Thai and MMA boxer on Team Ajax, along with Wade “Deadpool” Wilson and others, which is managed by her best friend and trainer, Francis “Ajax” Freeman. Dust is good at her job, likes it, likes her teammates—even that mouthy, obnoxious asshole Wade—and likes her life. So what if she’s lonely? So what if every day has become exactly the same: wake up, workout, train, workout some more, fight matches (usually win), then go home, sleep, and do it all again the next day. So what if her best friend and personal Jesus Christ-like savior, Francis is turning into Ajax, someone she neither knows nor likes, and who has a bad habit of being an abusive shit to his boyfriend and his team?

    And so what if her neighbor and handy-man, the mysterious, but genial and gentlemanly Peter Nikolaievitch, has taken in a pretty, shaven-headed, darkly magnetic runaway who calls herself Negasonic Teenage Warhead, dresses like one of the goth-kids from South Park, and has eyes full of haunting secrets and haunted pain?

    So-the-fuck-what? Dust has matches to win and business to mind. Dealing with everyone else’s bullshit is above her pay-grade.

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    Formerly titled "Dancing in the Dark." Poe Dameron's a man of undead secrets, buried soul-deep, and quiet despair that's nibbling away at his very sense of self. He's a drunken, dissociative mess of a cardboard villain . . . one who finally hits bottom. The question becomes: Does he dig his nadir a little deeper and a little deeper, till he reaches his Hell . . . or begin the steep, slippery climb back up? Is that Hell inevitable either no matter what he chooses? Are all endings the same whether he sinks or rises? What price the comfortably numb descent? And what price the painfully difficult ascent? What terrible price?

    Fortunately or not . . . he meets a man with some unwitting answers.

    For Stardusteddameron. Full prompt in end notes. Plus: FANART!

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    Right before and after Bucky is awakened, Steve loses sleep, broods, and realizes he might be in love. But not with Bucky.

    The theme of these twelve escalating (by one hundred words for each “night”) drabbles, droubbles, trabbles, and so on, is a countdown of the Twelve Nights of Christmas: December 24th to January 5th. Written for the Advent Challenge posted on Facebook by Magi_Silverwolf.

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