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  5. Deadpool - All Media Types (22)

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  1. Summary

    Written for the prompt from Pyropercetion: “What this fandom desperately needs is more genderqueer Wade. I mean he canonically likes to wear dresses, so you're telling me he has never tried to go or participate in drag shows (with image inducer or Pre!Weapon X)? I just want to read a fic where Wade gets beat up by bigots and Peter flies by in costume and comforts him and they talk and Peter compliments his nails or something and Wade hits on him and Peter freaks out because this drag queen twice his size is giving him eyes, but Wade is way too charming and polite and they end up being cute boyfriends *dreamy eyes*"

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  2. Summary

    Three couples hook-up for the first time at Nate and Wade's wedding reception. They happen to fall in love after that, over time. This series is about those couples: Jack "Weasel" Hammer/Peter "Spider-Man" Parker, Dopinder/HYDRA Bob, and to a lesser extent, some Blind Al/Stan "The Man" Lee. With appearances and smut featuring Nate/Wade, and cuteness from Ellie and Hope, as well as other kids (but not a lot of them). Other pairings include Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, Clint "Hawkeye" Barton/Phil Coulson, Dr. Helen Cho/Science, and hints of Natasha "Black Widow" Romanov/OFC. Mentions of past Peter Parker/Flash Thompson|Venom.

    The inaugural fic is kinda crack: Wade being a bitchy Bridezilla (complete with wedding dress) and full of schadenfreude because he's lost his darlings to other men who'll love them at least as much. The second fic is chaptered (six of 'em) and fluffy, with light angst (and some HEAVY ANGST, though not often), humor, smut, fluff, Mpreg, and VENOM.

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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    After hours of being in this damn jet (and who gave Steve fucking Rogers a license to fly this thing anyway, hello, he crashed a plane into the Arctic on purpose once), they land in the middle of a field. Yes, a field. Literally right next to a fucking cow. They file off one by one, each taking in their new surroundings. Bucky moos hello to the cow.

    "Did you just moo?" Sam asks. Bucky shrugs, and Sam rolls his eyes. "You didn't say a fucking word the entire flight, and yet, you greet a cow. A goddamn cow."

    "Maybe it’s one of the twenty languages he can speak," Steve mutters, never taking his eyes off of his phone.

    Bucky sneers at both of them. "Where the hell are we?"

    "Right outside of Cut Bank, Montana. About 30 miles from the Canadian border," Steve answers, wrinkling his nose. "I got the coordinates right, this is the place."

    Coordinates his ass. "It's a farm, Steve."

    ***

    In which Bucky, Sam, and Steve learn to live together, Bucky and Sam learn to love each other, and Bucky learns to love himself.

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    24 Sep 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Jesse Custer has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, makes a new friend and maybe, if he's lucky, will survive getting the girl.

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    22 Sep 2016

  3. Rec 1

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    was given the prompt "I think this blindfold belongs to you." by Fionas Apple. This happened.

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    22 Sep 2016

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    ZOMG!!! PREACHER!!! POSSIBLE OT3!!!
    ::swoons::

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Every month or so, there’s this recurring thought that runs through Sam’s head.

    This is your life now.

    Which is why, he thinks bleakly, it’s utterly fucking typical that as they’re investigating something weird and probably janky some civilian called in over on Rockaway Beach, Sam looks away one minute and when he looks back, Bucky is a tentacle monster.

    “Uh,” Sam says. “Dude. You.”

    Bucky - it’s still Bucky, Jesus Christ - waves a tentacle.

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    21 Sep 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Deadpool has to save his Spidey at all costs.

    Spider-Man is fine.

    The pair probably need to communicate a little better.

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    20 Sep 2016

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