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After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
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You've Got Mail: Nandermo Edition by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2023
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Reluctant vampire slayer Guillermo de la Cruz hates Nandor the Relentless, the vampire who has repeatedly slipped through his clutches. When they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other's true identity. Eventually Nandor learns that the enchanting man he's involved with is actually the one trying to kill him, and how little that seems to bother him. He must now struggle with the burden of knowledge while their fights get progressively hornier.
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10 Things I Ate Instead of You by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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Nandor is tall, handsome, and a bit too desperate, meaning the vampires he sires for love are often beating him away with a stick (sometimes literally). Unfortunately for his roommates, house rules say that they can't have more than two orgies a week unless Nandor has someone too, so strings are pulled to set the lonely vampire up for a romance. But will Nandor's aloofness be enough to win the heart of the effortlessly charming Guillermo? Or will he, like all the others, take his fangs and go?
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Failure to Launch: Laszlermo Edition by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Nov 2023
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Guillermo, a 32-year-old brand-new-sorta-not-really-vampire, is content to stay in his half-transformed state to avoid the terror of choosing a side. However, the other vampires know it can't last, and if they want to keep their familiar-turned-friend, they have to use subtle methods. So, they rely on the king of subtlety Laszlo Cravensworth to use his scientific wiles to lever Guillermo out of emotional purgatory.
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The (Nandermo) Break-Up by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Nov 2023
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Guillermo and Nandor's third (fourth? fifth?) break-up proceeds to get uglier and nastier by the moment as each tries to keep their luxurious coffin from the other.
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On History and Pie by WrathoftheStag, zim-tits (beansprean)
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
27 Apr 2017
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A nonathletic!Jack series, where grad student and history nerd, Jack Zimmermann meets the cute Samwell student/baker Eric Bittle at the Bread and Butter Bakery. The two make a love connection. Sweetness ensues.
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The adventures of Dean, Rhonda Hurley, and a pair of pink panties.
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‘You know, a lot of people think that the first film to feature a time loop was Groundhog Day, but that is because no one watches foreign films. The classic Japanese film Toki o Kakeru Shojo actually goes all the way back to…’
‘Yes, yes, Colin Robinson, but how does that help me with stopping this neverending stupid day?’
Nandor is stuck in a time loop. He tries to make the most of it.
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the library (fold your secrets beneath your tongue) by mahadevi
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
10 Jun 2020
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Despite Zuko's many, many protests, he and his uncle have become the Avatar's "traveling companions", for lack of better word. He had expected to be kicked out or tortured for information or killed by now, but nothing of the sort has happened. The Avatar and his friends almost seem to like him.
Or maybe the spontaneous mythical desert library field trip is their version of torture. Zuko can't exactly put it past them.
In which everyone gets a lesson on adjustment and they head to the desert to find some answers.
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- Part 2 of molten core
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Risk-Seeking Behavior by Dwarfankylosaur
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
02 Nov 2021
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"...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."
Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.
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Eddie (Since You’ve Been Gone) by Ourladyofresurrection
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
11 Mar 2020
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“Look, Beverly. I don’t need you to check in on me—“ he started, looking out towards the dead canal.
“Richie,” she said breathily, voice sounding shaky, like how it was when she told everyone Stan was dead.
Richie sat up straighter, curiosity piquing as his heart thudded wildly in his chest.
“Richie, I—“ she started, and made a faint sniffling, choked-off sob sound over the receiver. He heard her take a deep breath.
“Richie,” she said shakily, “I think Eddie’s alive.”
Three weeks after the Losers’ final battle of IT, Richie has been struggling to come to grips with Eddie’s death, ruminating over the one that got away and the truth he’d never been able to confront.Then Beverly has a vision that Eddie is still alive and trapped in the sewers, and his past resurfaces. Conflicted by joy over seeing Eddie again and wrestling with his own repressed feelings for him, Richie realizes that he must confront his own secrets, no matter the cost.
That is, if Eddie even makes it out alive
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The Losers' Club group text gets consistently bigger when Richie accidentally texts the wrong number.