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  1. Rec *

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    What’s big and purple and smells like tea? Harry is about to find out.

    Advent fic 2016.

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    25 Jun 2017

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    Soft and comfortable

  2. Rec *

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    I'm working on another story where teenage Frank is like, "Man, fuck the Catholic church for telling me I'm not supposed to like cock." And while writing it, I got this image in my head of a different Frank, a Frank who, like, really had faith in God and who was struggling to be the kind of person the church would approve of.

    I tried writing it, but quickly realized that it was just way too big for me. Like, if I actually tried to do it justice it would take me years, and I don't really have that sort of work ethic. So it became a not!fic. Yay?

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    1 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Creating things with their hands and being just lovely humans

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    What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...

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    3 Oct 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wonderful epic 4th year au

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    11 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    lovely series of 'what if' standalone stories

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    Draco has borne the mark of the Dark Lord for over ten years. It is familiar to him, but he pays the price for it every day, and Harry has noticed.

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    3 Mar 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so beautifully done