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    Johnny Storm found him on a Friday afternoon, wearing the kind of beseeching look that filled Peter with dread.

    “I need to ask you a favor,” he said.

    “No,” Peter said, swinging away.
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    Peter and Johnny get married, really-not-really.

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    "The world just looks different once you've settled down," Johnny said loftily.

    "Johnny," Sue said. "You're FaceTiming me from your husband's aunt's kitchen in your pajamas at 2PM."

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    "Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"

    Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.

    Everything was coming up Parker tonight.

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    Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.

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    Peter Parker was born with his words. Johnny Storm's been sure his will be said sarcastically since he was a child. Everything else more or less happens according to plan.

    A first words soulmate AU.

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    It all started when he made out with Iceman in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

     

    Or: Peter has a sexuality crisis, but it's okay, because that's the smallest crisis he's dealing with.

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