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    Up-and-coming journalist Zayn Malik, in hopes of later being allowed to cover more substantial stories, takes on an assignment by which he must pull a guy and then push him away in ten days.
    Advertising executive Liam Payne, in order to take over a major campaign for his company, must prove to his associates that he’s able to woo a man in less that two weeks.

    They walk into a bar.

    (An AU based off of the 2003 film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.)

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    Stiles gets a massage. And then some.

    Alternatively: in which Stiles' mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.

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    13 Jan 2018

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    Derek had always known that being in love with Stiles was dangerous, and that he had to watch himself so he didn’t slip up.

    Stiles seemed determined to make him miserable, especially when he showed up asking for an unusual favour.

    And because Derek was an idiot, he couldn’t say no.

    (SNYE - January 9th - Fake or Pretend)

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    09 Jan 2018

  3. Rec 19

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    It's the morning after the wedding and Stiles can't figure out where the feathers came from.

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    09 Jan 2018

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    “Derek, meet Stiles, your new bodyguard,” Talia says.

    Derek doesn’t get up. He’s frozen to his seat on the couch, staring at the man who will now be hounding his every step. “What’s a Stiles?” he asks dumbly, finally budging when his mother smacks him on the shoulder.

    “That’s Chief Stiles to you,” his mother says, scolding him. Derek huffs in annoyance, wondering how this could possibly get worse. “Senior Chief Stilinski is a Navy SEAL, Special Operations Forces, and has been handpicked by me, out of several hundred options. You will treat him with respect and do what he says.”

    “I’m a grown man, Madam President,” Derek says through clenched teeth. “You can’t expect me to listen to this guy. I don’t know anything about him."

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    05 Jan 2018

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    “I know, I just…” Derek trailed off, rubbing his forehead with both hands, frustrated that the right words weren’t coming to him.

    “What?” Stiles asked honestly, pulling on one of Derek’s wrists until he could see his expression again.

    Derek’s heart pounded in his chest so loud he figured even Stiles could hear it. He inhaled deeply and let the air out slowly through his nose, trying to keep his voice even. “When we take them places, and spend time with them, and make them smile… it feels like…”

    “It feels like they’re yours,” Stiles finished for him, licking his lips before snagging the bottom one between his teeth.

    “No,” Derek said, taking Stiles by surprise. “It feels like they’re ours.”

    “Oh,” Stiles said simply, mouth still slightly open while he contemplated Derek’s words.

    Or, the one in which Stiles and Derek have been BCPD partners for years when they are assigned Halloween duty and run into a couple of kids from the orphanage. One fake marriage and two real adoptions later, they somehow become a family.

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    05 Jan 2018