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  1. Summary

    Up-and-coming journalist Zayn Malik, in hopes of later being allowed to cover more substantial stories, takes on an assignment by which he must pull a guy and then push him away in ten days.
    Advertising executive Liam Payne, in order to take over a major campaign for his company, must prove to his associates that he’s able to woo a man in less that two weeks.

    They walk into a bar.

    (An AU based off of the 2003 film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.)

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  1. Rec *

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    Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.

    All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.

    Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.

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    22 May 2017

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    Stiles gets eaten by a mind-controlling lake, Derek is fluffier than usual, and everything turns out pornier than expected.

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    18 May 2017

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    It's perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn't want to be Derek's soulmate.

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    11 May 2017

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    completely unrepentant pwp, based on this nsfw gif, which just quickly devolved into rimming, fingering, multiple orgasms, and comeplay. title from deadmau5.

    (http://31.media.tumblr.com/8e9b58079cd4434f857846297473746a/tumblr_mp6137B2Je1s70wu3o1_400.gif)

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    9 May 2017

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    Derek grew up knowing that soulmates are something to be cherished, so when he got a voice in his head, childish thoughts and flashes of color and objects, he’d excitedly jumped on his mother’s bed to tell her. She had smiled, ruffled his hair and told him how she was proud of him, even though Derek hadn’t really done anything.

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    7 May 2017