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Everyone always forgets the second half of the saying by averzierlia for helens78
X-Men: First Class (2011)
24 Apr 2013
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Curiosity killed the cat
But satisfaction brought it back -
Harry Potter and His homicidal snake by averzierlia for Burningchaos
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2013
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Voldemort has to rethink his Cunning Plan™ when he discovers something unexpected while executing it. Pity it won't do him any good either way.
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- Part 1 of Warning: Unrepentant Crack
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"Am I going to be the godfather?"
"Crews, if I have anything to say about it, you're not going anywhere near my child until it's old enough to know your bullshit is bullshit."
"You're talking about my Zen again, aren't you? You know I hate it when you talk about it like that."
"I'd be nicer about it if I thought you actually believed the shit you keep spouting."
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Fist Full Of Steel by averzierlia for twelve_pastels
The Avengers (2012), Captain America (Movies)
6 Jan 2013
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The only thing that bothers Tony about this whole thing is that Pepper doubts his ability to corrupt someone.
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Dragon Green, Harper Blue by averzierlia
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey
1 Nov 2012
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L'nard hates Search. Damn Atlanth for being so good at it.
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- Part 2 of Dragon Hearted
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Decided To Dip And Now You Wanna Trip (Cause Another Brother Noticed Me) by averzierlia for Burningchaos
The Avengers (2012)
4 Sep 2012
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Darcy is absolutely sure that her boobs are really her super power. Everyone who says otherwise really doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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- Part 2 of All The Single Ladies
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They were so very, very dead if anyone found out about this. And knowing Xander's life, they would.
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Hannibal is pretty sure he lost his mind between days three and four - it's been a while since then though, so he could be wrong. He could have lost his damn mind the moment Drake's fangs sunk into his neck.
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- Part 2 of In Darkness and Shadows
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Walk A Mile In My Shoes I Bet Your Feet Will Bleed Too by averzierlia
Vampire Diaries (TV)
30 Jan 2012
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for carnivors incest comment ficathon - Vampire Diaries, Damon/Stefan(/Elena), a kiss with a fist is better than none
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Ossa (The Tale Of The Lord Marshall's Consort) by averzierlia
Star Trek (2009), Chronicles of Riddick
2 Jan 2012
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Fucking ion storms. Leonard doesn't get paid enough for this shit.
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That Better Not Be Excaliber by averzierlia for needtakehave
Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
24 Dec 2011
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“It must be given to him by a Lady,” Castiel says, still holding out the sword.
“That better not be Excalibur,” Buffy says dubiously, hunching back.
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- 575
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Pretty Tame (For An Away Mission) Actually by averzierlia for everythingshiny
Star Trek (2009)
10 Dec 2011
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Normally Jim would be all over adding another species to the list of things he's had sex with, but he's got a strong objection to breeding tentacles.
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He hates them, all of them. For standing by and letting their king break their oldest law - the children belong to their parents.
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Jealousy is Slytherin Green by averzierlia for keire_ke
X-Men: First Class (2011), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
3 Dec 2011
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Erik doesn't know which scenario he's more afraid of: asking and getting turned down, or not asking and being forced to watch Charles with someone else.
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Don't Be Mad (Once You See That He Want It) by averzierlia for lazulisong
The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011)
1 Dec 2011
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Bucky actually owes Loki a very nice thank you gift - if he hadn't lent Bucky those ridiculous romance novels, Bucky might have let the situation go indefinitely.
(Or: How Bucky, Steve, and Tony live in a romance novel)
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- Part 1 of All The Single Ladies
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Tomorrow Might Be Good For Something by averzierlia for manic_intent
X-Men: First Class (2011)
27 Nov 2011
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Charles doesn't care about finding his Dom in the traditional sense - he just wants to know that someone loves him more than everything else in the world.
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T.H.E.Y.R.E.G.O.N.N.A.G.E.T.C.H.A by averzierlia
Fast and the Furious Series, Resident Evil (Movieverse)
2 Nov 2011
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Umbrella sees no point in letting the world burn if they can't grab the best of it first. Unfortunately, they didn't really think it through when they decided to grab the best of the fast and furious.
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two posters and a banner for abbichicken's Twelve Rounds.
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And on his lips lingered the taste of shame and guilt and longing.
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“I, uh, picked it up. Without knowing what it was,” John stumbles over his words, because bloody buggering fuck, a sentient hammer meant for the hands of gods likes him. There is no way he sees this ending well.