The time that Derek used an unholy amount of pop culture references, Stiles nearly popped several impromptu furniture related boners and in the end they went home fruitless.
Also known as: the time one broody alpha and one haphazard twenty-something year old went to IKEA.
Written for the prompt: She whispered into his with ear with her breath shuddering, "I'm a monster." He smoothed down her blood doused locks and whispered back, "I know." Their first time killing together, in harmony, brought a grin to Hannibal's face and tension between Abigail's legs.
Also known as: that time Hannibal and Abigail got really unorthodox at a crime scene of their own.
Stiles is sent to prison, and gets assigned to a cell with-
“Hale?!” Scott gasped as his gaze followed Stiles’s. “You got Derek Hale?! Oh boy, man, good luck with that buddy, that guy is a psycho!” His voice had become worryingly high pitched. Stiles’s heart started thumping in his chest, and he swore it actually skipped a beat when Hale looked up at them, his eyes searing into Stiles’s who quickly dropped his head. His beef (or was it pork?) slop suddenly looked very interesting.
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01 Jan 2013