16 Works by autoschediastic in Bandom
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Since Frank's currently got a sloppy handful of Gerard's hard-and-getting-harder cock, oops kinda seems like an understatement. But Frank's a practical kinda guy.
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Gerard arfs in agreement before he grins up at Frank. "Pet me, motherfucker, I'm a good dog."
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"Shit," Frank mutters, and shoves both hands through his hair. He looks around the kitchen like he's gonna find what he should do scratched into the old linoleum, then looks back at the bot. He gnaws on his lip. Fuck it. He already knows what he's gonna do. He's just gotta do it.
Getting down on his knees, he braces a hand on the edge of the crate and leans over the bot. It's dressed in a plain white tee and matching drawstring pants like an escaped mental patient. Frank rolls his neck and cracks his knuckles, shaking the ache out of them before carefully laying his palm against its cheek. He's pretty sure his voice is steady when he says, "Activate."
Nothing happens. Fucking shitty packaging-- the thing's busted. But Frank keeps his hand where it is, jumping a little when he feels the surge of energy beneath it. The robot's skin goes from room temperature to lukewarm, then warm. Frank watches it open its eyes, the light behind them adjusting until they're a pale sort of brown. It looks at him and asks, "Am I dead?"
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"I mean," Gerard rambles on, "how was I supposed to tell him? What was I supposed to tell him? 'Hi, sweetheart, I'm here to steal you, how about a kiss'?"
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- Part 2 of Gerard Way: Sex Alien
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Totally, of course. A sex alien named Gerard dropped out of the sky to watch him jerk off. No way is his brain making this shit up.
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- Part 1 of Gerard Way: Sex Alien
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It's tough to take a man's shovel when he really wants to dig by autoschediastic
My Chemical Romance, Bandom
23 Jun 2012
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If Frank concentrates, he's pretty sure he remembers Gerard saying something like that about five minutes ago. That he liked dick, he liked Frankie's dick, he kinda wants to get all up on it, hope that doesn't make shit weird.
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"If you tickle me, I'll piss on you."
Frank says, "Kinky."
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How is Frank supposed to enjoy a good run knowing Gerard's out there pissing on his trees?
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You're so cute when you're slurring your speech by autoschediastic for rivers_bend
My Chemical Romance, Bandom
20 Mar 2012
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If this is what Frank wants, then fuck it. Just fucking fuck it. Frank can have it.
(Or, Frank wants to bone Gerard. So he does. A lot.)
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Frank slides his hand all the way up to where Gerard's arm and tentacles fuse at his armpit. The difference between the feel of one beneath his palm and the other is literally the stuff his dreams are made of. His wet dreams.
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How assholes in prison fall in love.
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crack your body crack my mind by autoschediastic for rivers_bend
My Chemical Romance, Bandom
1 Nov 2011
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Frank only comes out when he's alone.
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Frank's so fucking freaky he's potentially wigging out a fucking vampire.
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Flick of the Wrist by autoschediastic
Adam Lambert (Musician), Tommy Joe Ratliff (Musician), My Chemical Romance, Bandom
1 Oct 2011
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Not caring one bit about how Frank's heart is trying to break through his ribs, but apparently totally into how his dick is trying to bust out of his jeans, Tommy says, "Frank likes it."
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- Part 3 of Basement Rhapsody
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Blame it on the Boys by autoschediastic, rivers_bend for autoschediastic
Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Adam Lambert (Musician), Tommy Ratliff (Musician)
23 Jul 2011
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Frank Iero is desperately in love with his best friend. Tommy knows how that goes, and how great it is when you know that love's requited. So he's going to convince Frank to make a move, whatever it takes. Especially if that means he gets to kiss him. This is a prequel to autoschediastic's fic linked below.
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- Part 1 of Basement Rhapsody
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Basement Rhapsody by autoschediastic
Adam Lambert (Musician), Tommy Joe Ratliff (Musician), My Chemical Romance, Bandom
18 Jul 2011
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When Gerard glances up, Adam's right in front of his face, hand held out. "I'm Adam. Thanks for having us over. Are we doing it down here?"
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- Part 2 of Basement Rhapsody