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Since Frank's currently got a sloppy handful of Gerard's hard-and-getting-harder cock, oops kinda seems like an understatement. But Frank's a practical kinda guy.
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Jacob can kill now.
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"Ow, okay, what part of ow are you not getting? God, is this how you cuddle?"
"I'm not trying to cuddle you," Scott says, rooting determinedly around. "I'm trying to keep you warm."
Stiles gives him a long look. A really, really long one, because sometimes Scott needs the time to chug his way around to a conclusion.
"Oh," he says.
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Stiles is definitely a special kind of brilliant to be running around out here half-naked in the dark with a werewolf hot on his tail.
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Gerard arfs in agreement before he grins up at Frank. "Pet me, motherfucker, I'm a good dog."
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"Shit," Frank mutters, and shoves both hands through his hair. He looks around the kitchen like he's gonna find what he should do scratched into the old linoleum, then looks back at the bot. He gnaws on his lip. Fuck it. He already knows what he's gonna do. He's just gotta do it.
Getting down on his knees, he braces a hand on the edge of the crate and leans over the bot. It's dressed in a plain white tee and matching drawstring pants like an escaped mental patient. Frank rolls his neck and cracks his knuckles, shaking the ache out of them before carefully laying his palm against its cheek. He's pretty sure his voice is steady when he says, "Activate."
Nothing happens. Fucking shitty packaging-- the thing's busted. But Frank keeps his hand where it is, jumping a little when he feels the surge of energy beneath it. The robot's skin goes from room temperature to lukewarm, then warm. Frank watches it open its eyes, the light behind them adjusting until they're a pale sort of brown. It looks at him and asks, "Am I dead?"
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"I mean," Gerard rambles on, "how was I supposed to tell him? What was I supposed to tell him? 'Hi, sweetheart, I'm here to steal you, how about a kiss'?"
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- Part 2 of Gerard Way: Sex Alien
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Totally, of course. A sex alien named Gerard dropped out of the sky to watch him jerk off. No way is his brain making this shit up.
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- Part 1 of Gerard Way: Sex Alien
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It's tough to take a man's shovel when he really wants to dig by autoschediastic
My Chemical Romance, Bandom
23 Jun 2012
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If Frank concentrates, he's pretty sure he remembers Gerard saying something like that about five minutes ago. That he liked dick, he liked Frankie's dick, he kinda wants to get all up on it, hope that doesn't make shit weird.
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"If you tickle me, I'll piss on you."
Frank says, "Kinky."
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How is Frank supposed to enjoy a good run knowing Gerard's out there pissing on his trees?
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Atom hates that he has a will, but not the freedom to use it.
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[podfic] Sass and Sparks by autoschediastic, Blue Soaring (autoschediastic), heardtheowl
X-Men (Movies)
21 Mar 2012
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He wonders when she figured him out.
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You're so cute when you're slurring your speech by autoschediastic for rivers_bend
My Chemical Romance, Bandom
20 Mar 2012
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If this is what Frank wants, then fuck it. Just fucking fuck it. Frank can have it.
(Or, Frank wants to bone Gerard. So he does. A lot.)
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[podfic] For America by autoschediastic, Blue Soaring (autoschediastic), heardtheowl
The Avengers (2012)
6 Mar 2012
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“Tony, for the good of the country, we should get married.”
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[podfic] all I wanna do is make a mess out of you by autoschediastic, Blue Soaring (autoschediastic), heardtheowl
Supernatural
5 Mar 2012
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He's got lighter fluid for blood and the taste of Dean's mouth in his. He's got Dean staring him down as if it'll change either one of their minds. He's got Dean, who's a handful of needs barely met, a lot of wants never asked for, who's push come to shove.
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Frank slides his hand all the way up to where Gerard's arm and tentacles fuse at his armpit. The difference between the feel of one beneath his palm and the other is literally the stuff his dreams are made of. His wet dreams.
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Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you by autoschediastic
Adam Lambert (Musician), Tommy Ratliff (Musician), Glam Rock RPF
9 Jan 2012
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Some casual, no-strings affection is exactly what Adam says he needs, what Tommy thinks he wants, and tour is a great environment to get it. But for something without strings, the sex with Adam leaves Tommy feeling awfully tangled up, and eventually something has to give.
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How assholes in prison fall in love.
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crack your body crack my mind by autoschediastic for rivers_bend
My Chemical Romance, Bandom
1 Nov 2011
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Frank only comes out when he's alone.