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    Dave knows his bro is into some weird stuff. Knows he runs a questionable paysite with a smorgasbord of kinks. And yeah─ that’s really… something. Something he tries not to think over too much. But when he comes home one night to find Dirk in a dress and a deal on the table, he can’t ignore it any longer.

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    19 May 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    “Dave, um.” You haven’t seen Tavros this thunderstruck in a while. He points at you with one long, clawed finger. “What are you wearing?”

    “Oh this?” You tilt your head so that the light catches on your shades, the corners of your mouth quirked in the faintest of grins. “You can thank Egbert for pointing out the irony in our failing to ironically incorporate a literal interpretation of your preferred IM handle into our sex lives. Though we might have to sit him down and have a talk about the appropriateness of buying lingerie for another dude’s dude, if you know what I mean.”

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    17 May 2013

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    For them, negotiation is less about boundary setting and more about upping the ante.

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    22 Feb 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    All Thorin Oakenshield MP wants is a quiet life: to sort out the terribly unreliable Eagle buses, to make sure the Elvish Party don't win in the next election and to have one week where the stupid computers (who calls an electoral system "Gandalf" anyway?) don't crash on him.

    Unfortunately for him, his evil nephews like terrorising his intern, Smaug the printer regularly eats his monthly Arkenstone newsletter, and a strange man who doesn't talk has started camping out on his steps.

    (aka Thorin-the-overworked-constituency-MP au.)

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    11 Feb 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    ‘None other than Dwarves know our language, this is true, for Khuzdul was the Maker’s gift to us. And so the names which we give to the world are not in that tongue; that name, our root-name, is kept a secret and not even carved on our tombs.’

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    27 Jan 2013

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