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    “Uh,” Geralt said, staring down at the glass bowl.

    “Ribbit,” said the frog.

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    Geralt was reasonably sure this was the worst damn day of the worst damn month of his life, and it hadn’t hit bottom yet.

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    I had often wished for the chance to meet His Imperial Majesty, of course, but hardly under these circumstances. I’d really envisioned something more along the lines of a command performance for the court, or perhaps a ceremony of decoration as a Master of the Arts.

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    “You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”

    It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”

    “If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”

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    Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

    “I get that a lot,” Geralt said.

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    Antony didn’t know whether he wanted to fall down and kiss the hem of Caesar’s robe like a slave or carve him up the belly just to see him look surprised for once.

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    “Damn you, Sophy,” he grated out. “What do you suppose my uncle should say to me?”

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    The great city of Virevarellan cannot be marked upon a map.

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    On the road paved with good intentions, with puppies! Premiered at Vividcon 2016 as part of the "Descent" challenge.

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    Brian's lust for life! Premiered at Club Vivid 2016.

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    I'll draw three figures on your heart.

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    Harry tried not to care when after the war, everyone he knew seemed to have made an agreement to stop paying attention to birthdays.

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    Blaise was immune to whatever it was people usually felt around his mother, for which he was profoundly grateful, since no one needed an Oedipal complex on quite that spectacular a scale, but that didn’t mean he didn’t have a thorough respect for her gift.

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    Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

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    “No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.

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    Morgana turned away from the high, barred window and rubbed her arms, chilled and bare. Arthur was sitting in the dirty straw at the very limit of his chains, which kept him a few inches too far away to touch Merlin's limp body. Outside they were putting up the stake.

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    Dan was deeply sorry for whatever he’d done in his life that had landed him in this mess, and also reasonably sure that despite all the shit he’d pulled in the last couple of years, he still didn’t deserve this.

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    “TONY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD—”

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    “You can’t really be this sad over him,” Lucifer said a little desperately. “He’s missed your birthday, twice!”

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    “It just seems like—it should mean something,” Steve said plaintively.

    “Well, I guess it does,” Sam said, after a thoughtful moment. “Means you’re not a virgin anymore.”

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