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(Remember that video of the super drunk guy who'd wandered into a stranger's house thinking it was his own? Yes, that video.)
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Your Evil Neighbourhood Spider by archerdork
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Nov 2015
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Prompt: "I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment."
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The Disadvantage of Well-Worn Shoes by archerdork
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Apr 2015
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If you drop your shoe and your dignity from the same height they’ll reach the ground at the same time.
Which one causes the most pain depends on who you ask.
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“I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD AU"
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Snowball Fights by archerdork for spacediino
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Dec 2014
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It's Clint's fault. It's always Clint's fault.
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Five times Ed borrows something of Stede's and one time Stede borrows something from Ed.
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There’s a man in Ed’s poetry seminar who equally baffles and intrigues him.
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17 Mar 2024
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“How … how many people have you … kissed?"
At that, Martin’s eyes snapped wide open, but Jon looked as if he were asleep.
“I … I, uh, don’t know, really. Four?”
One eye peeked open. “You’re not counting Tim, are you?”
Martin chuckled. “No, no, I don’t think those kinds of kisses count.”
“Good.” Jon closed his eyes again, then frowned. “How … how many would it be if you … did count them?”
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After a night of drinking with friends, Martin and Jon have a discussion.
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17 Mar 2024
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Professional thief Edward Teach is tired of hole in the wall apartments, shitty pub food, and skipping town every few months to keep the cops off their tail. He’s well past the age he meant to flee the country and retire, and all he needs is One Last Job to set him up for life. When he hears that some rich bastard outside of town has just the sort of treasure he’d trade his good knee for, Ed sets out in disguise to get the lay of the land.
What he gets instead is a case of mistaken identity. Yanked into Stede Bonnet’s multimillion dollar home and greeted with relief instead of fear, Ed suddenly finds himself entrusted with the care of the recently-separated Bonnet’s two children. And he’s not hating it. Not at all.
But there’s still a mysterious treasure to find. There’s still Izzy Hands, breathing down Edward’s neck about finding the money and moving on. And there’s still Stede Bonnet, with his easy smiles and soft, kind voice, and his silly talk of second chances.
The Bonnet house is enormous. It’s no wonder a kid who grew up in dingy squats and group homes would get little lost in it.
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- Part 1 of Thief of Hearts
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26 Nov 2023
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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of more first than sun, more last than star
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20 Aug 2023
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It’s just to ensure Crowley’s doing it correctly, Aziraphale tells himself at first. To make sure he’s getting the miracles right. But when Aziraphale hides and watches Crowley perform his first miracle since his fall, Aziraphale finds instead that Crowley--oh, he was made for this. The love that brims from him when he is allowed at last to heal, to help, to save. A demon shouldn’t love performing Heaven’s work like this, should he? What else, then, is a lie? (Don’t ask questions.) Aziraphale can’t stop watching, through the centuries. Presently, Crowley catches him, and many, many truths come to light.
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14 Aug 2023