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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    aka self indulgent davekat

    He's still staring at you, his milky red eyes are eerie, red in a different way to yours, yours are so brown they look a bit ruddy in some lights. They suit him, and there's so many ways you want to worship his body that he'll sneer at you for. This is just sex Vantas. Get your head in the game. And then when he's riding you he'll smirk down at you and say 'Wildcats' as you finish, and ruin it. You can't have nice things, because Dave isn't inherently nice. He's enough for you though.

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    22 Oct 2017

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    "No, but answer me this, do you want to invalidate this whole farce of a legal and religious joining of blah-di-fucking-blah? Because I have looked at your laws and if we don't consummate the union it's not valid!"
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    Anonymous asked: Davekat. Arranged marriage! The first time they are alone together is on their wedding night.
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    Now with actual sex, woo! Also several pages of Karkat and Dave being the dorkiest knights ever knighted.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    The thing about Karkat Vantas is, he might be a pompous, noisy windbag with an inflated opinion of his own importance, and if he was suddenly struck down by some kind of vicious troll laryngitis the universe's total amount of chill and quiet would suddenly go up three levels...

    But turns out he's also a great fuck.

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    21 Oct 2017

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  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    it wasn't want, at first.

    (or, taako pines hard and does not need help doing it.)

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    11 Aug 2017

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  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Your name is TAAKO TAACO and you are sitting across from ANGUS MCDONALD. You have some SRS BZNSS to talk to him about. You take a deep breath. "Angus...I'm having a baby."

    Angus looks at you, confused and scared. "Huh...?"

    "AND THE BABY IS YOU!!!" You SLAP DOWN THOSE ADOPTION PAPERS ON THE FUCKING TABLE. The paper has his name, your name, and is super goddamn official. It says MOTHERFUCKING ADOPTED in big, bold letters. Angus is so excited he cries.

    (Just kidding. But this story does have to do with Taako and Angus and some paternal, platonic feelings. Nothing more, nothing less...well maybe some Quality Goofs, but that's it.)

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    06 Aug 2017

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