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    A series of fics, mostly one shots, about Bangtan (BTS) so it's easy to keep track of them all.

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    They never would've known it was even possible to love each other like this if Yoonji didn't blur the line. While they have so much to thank 'her' for, they have so much to blame 'her' for too.

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    SUN PRINCE: also stop attacking me for wanting 2 suck some dick

    SUN PRINCE: this is some hOMOPHOBIC ASS SHIT

    dad's man: im gay

    dad: I'm bi.

    jiminiii: am literally gayer than u

    :) hobi :): I may have sucked a dick or 2 in my time alive

    / where jeongguk is whipped for taehyung, taehyung is too invested in namjoon's kinks for it to be normal, yoongi and jimin are soft until jimin opens his mouth about yoongi's ass, seokjin and namjoon were the divorced parental figures (who do not adhere to heteronormativity, thank you very much) and hoseok is the lone Straight™ who ends up being not so straight after all . /

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    02 Jan 2018

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    He's annoyed and Taehyung knows it. The roll of his eyes and the scowl on his face is somewhat of a force of habit the younger man has come to love. He revels in pushing Min Yoongi's buttons, saying cheesy pick up lines that he knows will result in said habit.

    "Sir, can you tell me what you want so I can leave?"

    "Mm" Taehyung says smoothly, as he watches Yoongi, "I want you." And the man rolls his eyes. The brunet smiles, toothy and rectangular, because he has to admit he was counting down the seconds before it happened.
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    Taehyung is a fuckboy and Min Yoongi is his next target.

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    13 Dec 2017

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    “If you’re a witch that works with plants, then why are all of yours dead? That can’t be good for business.”

    The room dims again, and Jimin lifts a hand to flip off the ceiling. Taehyung knows he’s sad and that’s why the shop darkens and he shouldn’t find it funny—but he can’t help it. Because this is ridiculous. The good kind of ridiculous. The amazing kind.

    (In which Taehyung has a green thumb, Jimin runs a magical store, and Yoongi can kind of see dead people.)

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    11 Dec 2017

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    “Diversity,” Namjoon had said when he had explained the concept to them, “Learning to love yourself, no matter what.”
    “We already did that,” Yoongi had pointed out, “Literally the same title.”
    But Namjoon, when he looked at him, had seemed strangely bright and somber at the same time.
    “Not like this,” he had said.

    Or, Jimin and Yoongi have to kiss for an MV. And deal with the fallout.

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    09 Dec 2017

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    Taehyung doesn't look broken. Jimin doesn't see any rashes or discoloration. He has two arms and legs, no more, no less. He looks roughly like he did the last time Jimin saw him, just a little more awake in the mid-afternoon. It's mildly reassuring.

    But then Taehyung says, "Jimin, you always smell the best," and Jimin isn't quite sure what to do with that.

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    09 Dec 2017

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