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    Middle Ages AU, probably wildly inaccurate but very potboilery fun to write.

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    Despite the squalor of his current surroundings, locked into the dank wine cellar beneath the governor's home, Norrington was grateful enough not to be in the city gaol, perhaps with men he'd arrested himself.

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    Rodney's been hanging around the American military long enough to know air force jocks get away with murder, hair-wise, but even the air force has to have problems with Sheppard.

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    With Teyla, there was just no knowing what the hell she had in her hand. She always showed up for poker nights, and she always went back to her room better off than she'd left it.

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    Teyla was snickering. Or she would have been if she did that sort of thing.

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    "My head hurts,” Rodney said loudly, opening his eyes. “And my thigh hurts. Christ, what did you people do to me?” He wrinkled his nose. “And everything stinks, too."

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    "Look, I don't know what you people think I do with McKay," John said.

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    Two steps past the DHD Rodney slumped mid-step to the ground - an abrupt, shocking fall, graceless and heavy. John struggled to pull him up, not thinking about the way his head flopped bonelessly back as John heaved him forward. "Ronon!" They pulled him through the gate.

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    Teyla resisted the urge to slap him. "Yes, Rodney, how unfortunate that you are - very occasionally - unable to decipher foreign weapons systems within a fourteen-minute timeframe," she said, dry as bone.

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    The show is a surprise - it happens when HGTV runs some kind of poll on their website (touting it on the channel, as well, of course), and people are supposed to recommend the most persnickety, perfectionist, irritatingly anal-retentive contractor in their area. For some reason, this apparently means "Rodney McKay" to a few hundred Toronto-area residents, and when HGTV does a special on the best contractors in a dozen large cities, he gets a phone call.

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    I wonder. Does an angel get his wings when the bell is set off by a demon?

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    The title is from this quote, attributed to William Blake: The reason Milton wrote in fetters when he wrote of Angels & God, and at liberty when of Devils & Hell, is because he was a true Poet, and of the Devil’s party without knowing it.

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    This follows straight on from Both Odd and Even.

    Starter quote: "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall." Measure for Measure, William Shakespeare. Originally written for the "Words Fly Up" challenge on Livejournal.

    Title from: "Many a kiss, both odd and even; / many a glance, too, has been sent / from out the eye's firmament; /
    Many a jest told of the keys betraying / this night, and locks picked; yet we're not a-Maying." Corinna's Going a-Maying, Robert Herrick.

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    Many a kiss, both odd and even; / many a glance, too, has been sent / from out the eye's firmament;
    Many a jest told of the keys betraying / this night, and locks picked; yet we're not a-Maying.

    - Robert Herrick, Corinna's Going a-Maying

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    Even drunk as a trout, surely Crowley wouldn't want to be seen struggling in such an undignified manner. With a shirt.

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    He wasn't wearing his sunglasses, and if ever a fallen angel, citizen of hell and minion of Lucifer, needed sunglasses, it was now. Bright sunlight had, in the instant he'd opened his eye, jabbed into the inmost recesses of his brain. Painfully. Very painfully.

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    It was a dark and stormy night; Crowley was sprawled on the sofa, one snakeskin (one devoutly hopes) boot upon the coffee table, wineglass loosely cupped in his fingers.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley in London, 1944.

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    Mafia hitmen searching the building? Check. Stuffed into a cleaning closet with Spencer? Check. Backup on the way? Check. Probably check. Really damn hopefully check.

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