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    “This is Mr. Boyd, he’s just joined us here at Westfold, Edoras, Trollshaws, and Archet,” Pete Jackson said. “Mr. Boyd, this is Mr. Monaghan, he keeps the phones answered and the coffee hot, he’ll get you set up on the interoffice messaging system, the copier and facsimile machines, and so on.” Pete shoved his hands deep into his pockets, straining his overworked braces further, and beamed upon them both. “He’ll show you how we do things around here.”

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    11
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    “All right, kiddies, listen up, Uncle Dom’s got a new game to play.”

    Eight faces turned to look at Dom with varying degrees of interest, skepticism, or apprehension; he was standing in the doorway between kitchen and lounge, holding a tray laden with small glasses. Each glass held a shot; all the shots were a deep amber color.

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    1/1
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    6
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    The A to Z of sexual collisions.

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    English
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    12,647
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    6/?
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    1
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    3
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    2
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    122
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    As advertised in the title.

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    1/1
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    2
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    18
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    People gave me icons, I wrote fics. The icons aren't here (more's the pity) but there's a brief description, where needed. The last one is particular crack.

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    14/?
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    2
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    2
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    1/1
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    5
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    The road goes ever on, as does life. Endings and beginnings just keep happening, even when you happen to be 100 years old.

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    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    The tale of Peregrin Took's recovery, after the battle before the Black Gates and his encounter with a troll.

    Please read the warnings in the notes.

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    English
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    19,909
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    452
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    When Dom came home he found Billy on the couch under a blanket.
    “Whatcha doing?” Dom asked, standing in the doorway grinning, and Billy turned as pink as a rose.
    “Nothing,” he muttered.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    Dom leapt onto Billy’s back, arms and legs and shaven head and ears and teeth and wickedness and energy. “Give us a snog, Bill.”

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    English
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    1/1
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    Misunderstandings and angst and woe and... well, you have to read to find out, don't you?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    “Your turn,” Fred said gleefully, and George shied away.
    “Isn’t,” he protested. “I went the last three times.”
    Fred snorted. “You tested the Daydream Charms, twit. That hardly counts.”

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    English
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    1,335
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    173
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    3261
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    Dom’s mouth tastes of the sticky-sweet sport drink he was guzzling down a few minutes ago. Billy explores it, eyes closed, leaning full-length against him; Dom leaning, in turn, against the wooden slats of the decking. Sweet, yes, Dom’s mouth: sweet and hot and opening to Billy, their heads tilting in opposite directions as their tongues work and twine.

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    1,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    2
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    50
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    Drabble sets based on song lyrics.

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    English
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    3,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Fred and George’s flat was cluttered and generally smelt rather pleasantly of gunpowder and turpentine, the odd, comforting whiff of knotgrass or hellebore punctuating upon occasion. They’d once allowed someone in to clean but, as George’d told Hermione on her first visit upstairs, it had ended badly when the charwoman emptied a dustbin with what George referred to as an “injudicious use of force.”

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    English
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    1,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    100
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    2124
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    “Psst. Fred.”
    “...What?”
    “Who we thinking about?”
    “Piss off.”
    “Stop being so sensitive, I know what you’re doing.”
    “Pervert.”
    “Wanker.”
    “...Difficult to argue.”

    Language:
    English
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    643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1349
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    “I’m ticklish,” Dom protested, “don’t—”
    Viggo lifted his head and looked at him, eyebrows arched just a little. “I’m not going to tickle you.”

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    English
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    494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    113
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    Walking had stopped hurting pretty quickly, but sitting down still brought a wince or two, until Dom could shift his weight to one arse-cheek or the other. Billy snickered at him in makeup and made thinly veiled comments until Dom finally leaned over (finally might not be the right word; it happened about six seconds after Thinly Veiled Comment Number Three) and said “Your turn tonight.”

    Language:
    English
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    950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    74
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    “Oopsadaisy,” Dom said; Billy lurched against him and then away, stumbling over his feet, scowling at them as though betrayed. Dom choked back a laugh. “Where’re the keys?”

    Billy stopped beside his car. “Dunno. Oh. Pocket? Jacket? Coat?” He reached into his coat, half turning to squint down at it. Dom watched, grinning, as Billy turned in a complete circle, trying to get his hand into his own pocket.

    Language:
    English
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    2,658
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    4
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    55
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    A first time, if not the first time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,277
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    61

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