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• Our mother made us into swimmers by apiphile

  Sherlock (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  8 Feb 2012

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
  • Mycroft Holmes & Sherlock Holmes
  • Mycroft Holmes
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • John Watson
  • misuse of childhood items
  • mycroft that is an eating disorder
  • mycroft those are repressed emotions
  • neurology is totally a substitute for bonding
  • calm down john
  • punching is the answer to everything
  • hopefully the last one in this series
  • you know it's not going to end up being the last one
  • incapable of shutting up about mycroft
  • flagellation
  • mycroft's hideously unhealthy relationship with sex
  • holmes vs the human body
  • well this is desperately uncomfortable
  • no happy endings for anyone because i am a cunt
  • diogenes club
  • psychosomatic symptoms club
  • ouch ouch ouch

  Summary

  Hopefully the last in the whole Mycroft series. Title from "Ways to Love” by Jason Webley.

  Mycroft and John, in the aftermath of Sherlock's "death".

  Series

  • Part 6 of I call this series "Oh dear Mycroft"

  Words:

  4,858

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  326

• The Spy who Lost His Way by apiphile for jar

  Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  7 Feb 2012

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Peter Guillam/Ricki Tarr
  • Peter Guillam
  • Ricki Tarr
  • Original Male Character
  • George Smiley
  • Choking
  • Blowjobs
  • Bargaining
  • technically this counts as prostitution
  • misindentification of cars for continuity reasons
  • mirrors and mirroring
  • details that are irrelevant if you don't know london
  • London
  • Driving
  • Cars
  • pastoral bullshit
  • peter guillam: unacknowledged sadist
  • ricki tarr you bring these things on yourself
  • Feud
  • Sequel
  • Series
  • disturbing sex
  • dub-con
  • Car Sex
  • excessive description of heat because it's bastard cold here
  • LAWL THE 70S
  • tiny bit of institutionalised racism from the PoV character
  • sexually attracted to the words "suck you off"
  • no shut up there's a plot in here somewhere
  • anger as a cover for attraction
  • thought i might as well spell everything out in the tags
  • bring on the stupid comments

  Summary

  Sequel to "The Spy Who Got What He Deserved, If Not What He Wanted" and "The Spy Who Gave As Good As He Got (Or Worse)", Ricki Tarr's ongoing feud with Verhoeven looks like it might finally reach some resolution at the cost of Peter Guillam's sanity.

  Series

  • Part 3 of the spy who...

  Words:

  7,139

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  192

• The Spy Who Gave As Good As He Got (Or Worse) by apiphile for jar, LizaPod, abbichicken

  Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  2 Feb 2012

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Peter Guillam/Ricki Tarr
  • Peter Guillam
  • Ricki Tarr
  • jesus this is sick even for me
  • upending the darker recesses of my Id into a fic
  • woundfucking
  • torture porn
  • incredibly bad medical practice
  • spies are the worst at being people
  • coffee porn
  • holy god you're going to die of infections
  • this is not how you first aid
  • peter what the fuck are you doing
  • ricki tarr is a mess
  • ricki tarr is a fucking liar
  • so is peter come on
  • there is something actually wrong with me
  • Blood
  • shitloads of blood
  • why in the name of god did i write this
  • freud would have a field day
  • david cronenberg has been bad for me
  • Dubious Consent
  • Bargaining
  • i suppose also technically prostitution
  • Fear
  • Sadism
  • Sadomasochism
  • Needles
  • descriptions of things that are legitimately gross
  • i worry about the things i find hot
  • author desperately needs to see a therapist

  Summary

  Sequel to The Spy Who Got What He Deserved, If Not What He Wanted. Ricki Tarr was, unsurpisingly, lying about his fight with Verhoeven, and now he's got his problems into Peter Guillam's life again.

  Series

  • Part 2 of the spy who...

  Words:

  8,163

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  291

• amare et sapere vix deo conceditur by apiphile

  Sherlock (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Jan 2012

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mycroft Holmes & Sherlock Holmes
  • Mycroft Holmes/Original Character
  • Mycroft Holmes
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • Mummy (Sherlock)
  • mummy is a gorgon demon
  • all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way
  • mycroft that is not healthy
  • mycroft that is an eating disorder
  • mycroft you are so fucked up about sex I can't even
  • Sex workers
  • handjob
  • Masturbation
  • paid sex
  • Gloves
  • metaphors all over the cocking place
  • kid has aspergers you can't talk me out of it
  • sirens hurt to listen to
  • Subtext
  • mycroft's butthole is a world of hurt
  • healthy and normal
  • genius at logic but moron at feelings
  • denial is a river in somerset
  • Watchet
  • mycroft/gloves otp

  Summary

  How the gloves became a part of his life. AKA: read the rest of the series first, AKA I cannot shut up about Mycroft.

  Series

  • Part 5 of I call this series "Oh dear Mycroft"

  Words:

  4,204

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  11

  Hits:

  355

• Purge by apiphile

  Sherlock (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  25 Jan 2012

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mycroft Holmes & Sherlock Holmes
  • Mycroft Holmes
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • Mummy (Sherlock)
  • 2012 is year of writing to please myself and no one else
  • Boarding schools are shitty horrible places tra la la
  • nosebleeds definitely count as pleasing myself
  • Eating Disorders
  • laxative abuse
  • bulimia
  • texts and SMS
  • University
  • hastily-googled "facts"
  • wikipedia totally counts as adequate research
  • half of this fic was written while high on painkillers
  • fuck it i don't care
  • soy una pera
  • misuse of childhood items
  • mummy is a terrifying gorgon demon
  • all families are shit
  • sibling relations
  • frosty as fuck sibling relations
  • sherlock is asexual goddamnit

  Summary

  Mycroft's relationships with food, his brother, and women who aren't Mummy, in that order of importance.

  Series

  • Part 4 of I call this series "Oh dear Mycroft"

  Words:

  4,141

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  17

  Hits:

  489