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    Canon Divergence. Obadiah Stane still sells Tony out the way he does to the Ten Rings, however, the Ten Rings (before they get blown to smithereens) and Stane make another deal to get rid of him and earn a bit of money. They sell him to space slave traders so he’ll be a profit that will never annoy them again. Tony gets grabbed and shoved into such a life, but he isn’t an easy slave to control; he’s sharp and broken and smart and he keeps escaping, pissing off the ‘owners’ who buy him so he gets sent back with another few bruises and scars. But Tony is learning and constantly planning. He won’t be a ‘slave’ for long.

    He’s still doing that x amount of months into his slavery when Thor, Loki and the Warriors Three are on the same planet as him - where the slave trade is accepted and prevalent - and Loki, known for strikes of “whimsy” that no one understands, buys Tony.

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    09 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    He sees Sam and immediately starts laughing. It’s a hoarse thing, a rusty chuckle. Really, it sounds kind of maniacal, like an old, tarnished jack-in-the-box that can’t play its tune correctly. Sam should run. He knows he should just turn around and leave. The world’s most deadly assassin is pointing a gun at him and laughing.

    But Sam Wilson has always been an adrenaline junkie.

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    30 Jun 2017

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    He’s The Captain?

    This was not good. This was so not good.

    There were theories of course, of what The Captain would look like. Most followed the typical Hollywoodesque belief that he was some version of the Godfather, sitting in a dark room with a cigar, commanding his forces with a flick of his wrist. There were even some that even thought that The Captain was not one person, but a whole network of people with eyes and ears everywhere.

    The blonde Adonis in front of him was definitely not what Tony was expecting.

    Of course, in the end it didn’t matter.

    There was a reason no one knew what The Captain looked like.

    Because anyone who saw his face never lived to tell the tale.

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    17 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Sam tried to hide his words, because every time he showed them someone couldn't help but make a comment about it. Including that hot jogger who runs past him every morning. He ignored it like every other time, resigning himself to the fact that he might never meet his real soulmate.

    Steve waited for decades for his soulmate, and couldn't believe it when he found him on a jog of all things. But Sam doesn't seem to share his enthusiasm at the discovery. It was almost as if he didn't realise that they were meant for each other.

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    25 May 2017

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    "Oh, fucking hell, please, don't tell me Loki's my soulmate," Tony pleads tiredly and pushes his fingers into his eyes, pressing at his eyelids. She just smiles at him ruefully, and all Tony wants to do is cry.

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    24 May 2017